My whole life is "have to."


Rufus T firefly

"Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot. I implore you, send him back to his father and brothers, who are waiting for him with open arms in the penitentiary. I suggest that we give him ten years in Leavenworth, or eleven years in Twelveworth."

Otis B. Driftwood

Otis B. Driftwood: Have you got any milk-fried chickens?

Waiter: Yes, sir.

Otis B. Driftwood: Well, squeeze the milk out of one and bring me a glass.


Painless Potter

Painless Potter is Son of Paleface, right?

"I was peaches / I was cream / I was captain of the team!"

Tom Destry Jr.

I'll bet you've got kind of a lovely face under all that paint, huh? Why don't you wipe it off someday and have a good look--and figure out how you can live up to it.


Bill Munny

"That's right. I've killed women and children. I've killed just about everything that walked or crawled at one time or another. I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you did to Ned."

Tom Doniphon

Liberty Valence's the toughest man south of the Picketwire... next to me.

Captain Oveur

I thought I could do it from memory but I had to look up the kid's name.

"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"

Ex-Leper

Edit: As in Life of Brian.

Brian: Who cured you?

Ex-Leper: Jesus did, sir. I was hopping along, minding my own business, all of a sudden, up he comes, cures me! One minute I'm a leper with a trade, next minute my livelihood's gone. Not so much as a by or leave! "You're cured, mate." Bloody do-gooder.


Dix Handley

"Why don't you quit cryin' and get me some bourbon?"


Nick Conklin

quote:

Nick Conklin

"You watch your tail, cowboy."

Jack T. Colton

Evening Capt. Where you been?

"Goddamn it, I knew I should've listened to my mother. I could've been a cosmetic surgeon, five hundred thou a year, up to my neck in t1ts and ass."

Wil Anderson

Evening Sarara. *Waves like a loon*
Been to stay with one of my old uni friends for a few days. Not seen her for a while, so was lovely to get away from things for a bit and catch up with her.

Not sure on the character you want there Sarara...can't find them on Imdb.

Sorry, wrong spelling. It should be Andersen with an E.

Slap some bacon on a biscuit and let's go! We're burnin' daylight!

(Hope I've got the right one there^)

Frank Corvin

Yep. That's the one.

"You know what the worst day of my life was? The day Neil Armstrong set foot on the moon. I was probably the only person in America who wanted to commit suicide that day."

Chuck Yeager

"Well, you might say I broke a couple of the sons of bitches."

Louis Cypher

There is just enough religion in the world to make men hate, but not enough to make them love


Travis Bickle

What? you need a clue?

You talkin to me?

Okay so I'll play by myself


Edward Lionheart

"Alive and triumphant. And you thought me slain? Lionheart is immortal! He can never be destroyed, never!"

Dr. Orlando Watt

That's the trouble with my regeneration process, it makes everything so brittle. You never know what's going to drop off next.


Dr Phibes

"But you can't, Doctor Vesalius. I am already... dead."

Caractacus Potts

You'll find a slight squeeze on the hooter an excellent safety precaution, Miss Scrumptious.

Atticus Finch

.....remember it was a sin to kill a mockingbird. Well, I reckon because mockingbirds don't do anything but make music for us to enjoy. They don't eat people's gardens, don't nest in the corncrib, they don't do one thing but just sing their hearts out for us.

Edward 'Brill' Lyle