'Jim Thorpe - All-American'

Can I Be Your Bratwurst, Please? (Again, not a film title.)

Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em: The Movie

Plot Outline: MC Hammer returns to his hometown and, with the help of some funky tunes, defeats a druglord who is using kids to traffic his stuff.

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Originally posted by well-wisher:
Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em: The Movie

Plot Outline: MC Hammer returns to his hometown and, with the help of some funky tunes, defeats a druglord who is using kids to traffic his stuff.

I actually own this film on video. Please Hammer Don't Make No More Crappy Films So I Can Spare Myself The Embarrassment Of Having To Own Up That I Bought Them, Because I Most Probably Will Buy Them All, After A Few Drinks Though, Which I Only Mention In The Hope That It'll Lessen The Overwhelming Embarrassment Of Admitting I Bought A Copy Of The Film, When In Fact It Doesn't, And Only Makes Me Look Like An Alcoholic As Well As A Bad Judge Of Films.

A Piece Of My Heart

Do you own a pair of Harem Pants too and do you do the dance in them to your MC Hammer records,come on own up!

The Heart Is Deceitful Above All Things

Dude, you read me like a book!

(Sorry for the dude comment, I'm feeling a little tipsy and American teen-ish!)

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Dead Man Walking

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On Golden Pond

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an American werewolf in London

Don't sleep alone

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[The] Water Margin

Indiana Jones

(The) Nest

Stigmata

Take the Money and Run

Run Lola Run

[Silent] Running.

Poor, poor Huey and Duey.

Running Madness