hs speech when Jim Cunningham comes to his school, cant remembr it excactly but the bit that goes something like "You know what,you're right,i am pretty trobled, and frightened and confused. but i have to say i think you're the F*****g anti christ.."
"I have two words that are gonna take all your troubles away...Miniture!Golf!"
"Maybe its because of all the horrific things we've seen, but hippos wearing tutus just dont unnerve me like they used to."
His fridge has been broken for 2 weeks now. I saw milk standing up that wasn't in the bottle.
'He took a whole bottle of pills' 'Some one call an ambulance' 'Wait a minute we don't even know what he took.' 'But it was a whole bottle' 'Yeh, but they could have been vitamins, he might the healthiest guy in the room'
<shanika>
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All these quotes from Boondock Saints
Smecker: We'll start the ass-kissing with you.
looking at dead cat Rocco accidently shot. Murphy: Oh my god. I can't belive that just f**king happened. Rocco: Is it dead?
Rocco: I killed your cat you druggie b*tch Donna: What? Why? Rocco I thought it would bring closure to our relationship.
Connor: Jesus! He brought a six-shooter! Murphy: There were nine guys. What were you gonna do? Laugh the last three to death Funny man?
Yakavetta: The 90's are killing me. I shouldn't have done that, your not supposed to tell a guy you're gonna kill him no more. Taking all the fun out of the job.
Rocco: well let's kill the motherf**ker. I mean what are you guys,.. like that's your new thing right. Conner: well.. Rocco: what the f**k, who makes the cut, is there a raffle or something. Murphy: To tell you the truth those first ones, they just sorta fell into our laps. Rocco: Well whatta you do. Connor: We haven't really got a system to decide who Roc... it's just. Rocco: Me, me. i'm the guy. i know everyone their habits, who they hang out with, who they talk to, i got phone numbers addresses, i know who they're f**king, I know where they live. We could kill everyone. Murphy: So...what do you think? Connor: I'm strangely comfortable with it.
*We're sorta like 7-11, We're not always doing business but were always open.*
Commodus:How dare you turn your back on me slave! You will remove your helmet and tell me your name. Maximus:My name is Maximus Decimus Brutius. Commander of the armies of the north. General of the Felix Legions. Loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance in this life or the next.
Jack Nicholson: You want answers? Tom Cruise: I think I'm entitled to them... JN: YOU WANT ASNWERS TC: I WANT THE TRUTH JN: You can't handle the truth. Son we live in a world with walls. And those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it. You? You, Lt Weinburg. I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. The luxury of not knowing what I know - that Santiago's death while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you NEED me on that wall. We use words like honour, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to people who wake up under the very blanket of the freedom I provide, and the question the manner in which I provide it. I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post. EITHER WAY, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU THINK YOU ARE INTITLED TO.
TC: Did you order the Code Red? JN: I did my job, I'd do it again... TC: DID YOU ORDER THE CODE RED? JN: YOUR GOD DAMN RIGHT I DID!
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JN: I'm being arrested for a crime. Is that what this is? I'm being arrested for a crime?! This is funny that what this is. ( to TC) I'M GONNA RIP THE EYES OUT OF YOUR HEAD AND PISS IN YOUR DEAD SKULL. YOU F****D WITH THE WRONG MARINE! You f*****g people, you have no idea to defend a nation. All you did was weaken a country today Caffey, that's all you did. You put people's lives in danger. Sweet dreams son. TC: Don't call me son. I'm a lawyer and an officer in the United States Navy - and your under arrest you son of a bitch!
Apologies if these have all ready been put forth...
From Se7en
"Wanting people to listen, you can't just tap them on the shoulder anymore. You have to hit them with a sledgehammer, and then you'll notice you've got their strict attention."
"He's a nut-bag! Just because the f*cker's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda!"
In fact the whole scene in the back of the car as they drive to find the 6th and 7th victims is very quotable.
well obv all tarantinos flicks r full of incredibly quotable dialogue but atm my fave is from RD when Mr White says "I've got Madonna's big d!ck comin' outta my left ear and toby the jap....i don't know what comin' outta my right!" Also Ghostbusters-"Back off man, I'm a scientist." Scream2-"I'm gonna go find some donuts, some prozac;see if i can't find some crack; i'll be back when y'all find a subject more 'saved by the bell-ish'!" The Lost Boys-"Holy sh!t! Vampire Hotel!" "It's the bloodsucking Brady Bunch!" Be back if i can think of any more. x x
"If The Milk Turns Out To Be Sour, I Ain't The Kind of ........ To Drink IT"!
If you really are film fans you'l easily remember the word I can't use/write because of the rules. From Lock Stock. Got loads of quotes. I'm always quoting into conversations whenever I can.
DONKEY; "Shrek, was that you? Man, you gotta warn somebody before you just crack one off - my mouth was open and everything."
Again, Shrek:
DONKEY; (humming)
SHREK; "You're going the right way for a smacked bottom."
Also, the scene in Parenthood, where Diane Wiest's character is talking to her date, Gary's biology teacher, about the prospect of becoming a grandmother;(exact wording unsure)
"I'm going to be a grandmother? I'm too young! No, no no, grandmothers are old. I was at Woodstock, for Christ's sake! I've peed in a field!"
'math is a wonderful thing math is a really cool thing so get of your 'ath' lets do some math math math math math math
3- 4 is.....negative 1...thats right and 6 x a billion is.....6 billion... nailed it and 54 is a 45 more than wat is the answer Marta?.. 9...no it's 8... no its 9....yes i was testing you it's 9 and thats a magic number!'
'So rich i embarrass myself!' 'I thought as much' 'A problem shared is...GOSSIP!'
'Actually it's Miss Chinandolor Bong'- you said it chandler!
'NO MORE J-MAN AND CHANNY'S!'
<Katy is God>
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love actually "shes the most popular girl in school and everyone worships her cause shes heaven" its so sweet and so true !
*Katy Hill is god....believe it*
<semaJ>
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Manchester United two, Bayern Munich one -
Beyond The Promised Land.
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<lil-angel2004>
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my fave film quote is a bit weird its from Queen of The Damned and its when Lestat meets the girl and he says "BOO!" ha ha its so kool dunno y i love it so much and then later on again they meet again and she says "BOO" and he says "BOO BACK" ha ha sorry if u all find me mad
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<claire p>
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cant actually remember what film...casino i think "peek-a-boo u mother fu**er you" i now say it alot when my husband creeps up on me!!! am i mad??
