"My name's Pussy Galore"

"I must be dreaming"

Nothing else, but cool.

Why do your posts change when your sig does?

More daftness from the C4 Ed's.

"I told you to eat her"
"yeah...well that was a problem"

From 'The last Boy Scout'
After bruce Willis caught his wife having an affair;

'I was lonely'
'Buy a Dog'

Your motto is - "Shoot first, shoot later, shoot some more and then when everyone is dead try and ask a question"

Do you want me to pour it.

No I want you f**k it!
Pour the f**king beer.

NOBODY PUTS BABY IN THE CORNER!!
JANE, YOU STRANGE ALMOST UNEARTHLY THING i LOVE YO uAS MY OWN FLESH
GET BUSY LIVING OR GET BUSY DYING...

dAVID; i DON'T WANT TO FIGHT YOU MICHAEL, JOIN US - MY BLOOD IS IN YOUR VIENS
MICHAEL: SO IS MINE

Yes I'm a girl and a mushy romantic, what of it X

A.J.: What's with you? Yesterday you were normal and today you're like the Chinese guy from the Karate Kid. What's with you today?

Lucas: What's with today today?

25th hour has got loadsa good quotes... like :

"Champagne for my real friends, and real pain for my sham friends."

'Stop with those negative waves' - Oddball, Kelly's heroes

my favorite is from daddy day care:

your killing me, your really killing me.

From Life of Brian - 'he's the messiah'
'i'm not the messiah'
'only the true messiah would be that truly honest'
'fine, i am the messiah'
'HE'S THE MESSIAH!'

THE FUNNIEST VERBAL JOKE EVER WHICH WAS IN GHOSTBUSTERS

Dr Ray Stantz: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!
Mayor: Is this true?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes it's true.
[pause] This man has no dick.

in LOTR - Gimbley says "High risk of death, little chance of success, what are we waiting for?!?" I fink dats a classic!! Does any1 else agree??

having just watched shaun of the dead again recently:

theres no I in team, but there is an I in pie!..theres an I in meat pie!....which is an anagram of team!!!oh, never mind....

quote:

Originally posted by em*:
having just watched shaun of the dead again recently:

theres no I in team, but there is an I in pie!..theres an I in meat pie!....which is an anagram of team!!!oh, never mind....

Haha, I love that quote.

The Usual Suspects

Fenster:I had some guys finger up my asshole tonight

Hockney:Is it Friday already?

"You wipe your own ass?"
"Yes"
"Good job."

shaun of the dead had also made it acceptable to reply to anything you thinks a bit rubbish weth the line:

"allright.....gay....."

"I look forward to defiling your corpse" - Pervirella

From ‘Bringing Up Baby’. David (Cary Grant) is wearing a women’s dressing gown and Susan’s (Katherine Hepburn) Aunt Elizabeth (May Robson) rings the doorbell.


David: “What do you want?”
Aunt: “Who are you?”
David: “Who are YOU?”
Aunt: “Well who are YOU?”
David: “What do you want?”
Aunt: “Well who ARE you?”
David: “I don’t know. I’m not quite myself today.”
Aunt: “Well you look perfectly idiotic in those clothes.”
David: “These aren’t my clothes”
Aunt: “ Well where are your clothes?”
David: “I’ve lost my clothes.”
Aunt: Well why are you wearing these clothes?”
David: (with a little jump) “Because I just went GAY all of a sudden.
Oh, er…. Sorry.”
Aunt: “Now see here young man, stop this nonsense……. What are you doing”?
David: “I’m sitting in the middle of 42nd St waiting for a bus.”
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HEY YOOOOOU GUYS!

Sloth - Goonies - Quality

"Calm water brings trouble...

Troubled water... also, brings trouble...

So it's that great Chinese way y'know, it makes you think you've been fooled... and then you have."

Nigel Tuffnell - Spinal tap out-takes.

"They've done studies, you know. 60 percent of the time, it works every time!"
"That doesn't make any sense"

"I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot, right to the babymaker!"

"It smells like Bigfoot's d*ck!"

Anchorman - The Legend Of Ron Burgundy

"Fear is the path to the Dark Side. Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering. I sense much fear in you." - Yoda

"Not if anything to say about it I have" - Yoda

"YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! It was said you would destroy the Sith, not join them! You were supposed to bring balance to the Force, not leave it in darkness! You were my brother Anakin! I loved you! But I could not save you." —Obi-Wan Kenobi