Lydia: Gerry, I'm a woman! We don't say what we WANT! But we reserve the right to get pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating!(Sliding Doors)

Andrew Beckett: That's their story. Wanna hear mine?
Joe Miller: How many lawyers did you go to before me?
Andrew Beckett: Nine.
Joe Miller: Go on. (Philadelphia

My memory is not that good so I have to paraphrase-


You mean god?
We don't know him that well.
-TIME BANDITS

As Good As It Gets.

quote:

Melvin Udall: Never, never, interrupt me, okay? Not if there's a fire, not even if you hear the sound of a thud from my home and one week later there's a smell coming from there that can only be a decaying human body and you have to hold a hanky to your face because the stench is so thick that you think you're going to faint. Even then, don't come knocking. Or, if it's election night, and you're excited and you wanna celebrate because some fudgepacker that you date has been elected the first queer president of the United States and he's going to have you down to Camp David, and you want someone to share the moment with. Even then, don't knock. Not on this door. Not for ANY reason. Do you get me, sweetheart?

Elizabeth: That's it, then? That's the secret, grand adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow. You spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum.
Jack Sparrow: Welcome to the Caribbean, luv.

Will Turner: You cheated.
Jack Sparrow: [shrugs] Pirate.

Jack Sparrow: [after Will draws his sword] Put it away, son. It's not worth you getting beat again.
Will Turner: You didn't beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I'd kill you.
Jack Sparrow: That's not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it?

Jack Sparrow: [looking at all the swords] Who makes all these?
Will Turner: I do. And I practice with them three hours a day.
Jack Sparrow: You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you?
Will Turner: I practice three hours a day, so when I meet a pirate, I can kill it.

Will Turner: That's not true. I am not obsessed with treasure.
Jack Sparrow: Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.

I could go on forever!!

'The cat's in the bag, and the bag's in the river'

From The Sweet Smell Of Success - I could give another hundred great lines from the same film.

"Suck my fat one, you cheap dimestore hood"
Gordie LaChance to Ace - Stand By Me

"You shoot me in a dream you better wake up and apologise"
Mr White - Reservoir Dogs

"Ok, so Michael Jackson didn't come over to my house to use the bathroom. But his sister did."
Chunk - The Goonies

"You better grow eyes in the back of your head, you horned piece of s**t, because I'm not gonna sleep until worms are crawling up your foam-rubber ass ! I'm goin' on safari motherf*cker ! SAH-FAR-I"
(imagine it in a manic Robin Williams voice)
Randolph - Death To Smoochy.

"Our friend T-bird won't be joining us this evening on account of a slight case of death."
Top Dollar - The Crow.

"So today's lesson is... you kill each other off 'til there's only one left. Nothing's against the rules."
Kitano - Battle Royale.

"I'm a Derek and Dereks don't run !"
Both Derek - Bad Taste.

"Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work sice the day I escaped your wretched womb"

"Mother, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint: it's in my diaper and it's not a toaster."
Stewie Griffin - Family Guy

"By the unwinking red eye of Ra !"
Bubba Ho-Tep - Bubba Ho-Tep

th :is is a bit dumb but i love the quote in star wars wen the guy in the cafe says to luke "my friend doesn't like you.......i don't like you either!!"

White Chicks:
I'm sooo fricken p****d
Squeeze me
Oopsy i had a poopsy
Oh my god, i am gonna have a bitch fit
Dear Mr Royal Hampton i am a white woman in America

Miss Congeniality 2:
I cannot go out there pretending to me a man, pretending to be a woman pretending to be Tina Turner
That is how we do it in New York
We’ve got an agent down we need tampons

"I got better things to do tonight than die!"

Springer: TransFormers the Movie.

"Ready when you are, sgt Pembry"

Anyone recognize it?

Another one:
"A sencur once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava-beans and a nice Chianti."

this one:-

Madagascar- 'Smile and wave boys, Smile and wave.'

A Few godfather quotes here :-D

Don Vito Corleone: I make him an offer he don't refuse.

Michael Corleone: If anything in this life is certain, if history has taught us anything, it is that you can kill anyone.

Don Francesco Ciccio: I see you took the name of the town. What was your father's name?
Vito Corleone: Antonio Andolini.
Don Francesco Ciccio: You'll have to speak up. I can't hear you
Vito Corleone: My father's name was Antonio Andolini... and this is for you.
[stabs him]

POSSIBLY ONE OF THE BEST FILMS EVER :-D

"Your mother sucks c*cks in Hell", (No,not your mother. It's my favourite quote from)- The Exorcist

not the best quote ever, but certaily one of the more stupid ones...

When you kill people Gary, they die!!!!

Ryan Phillipe in antitrust

Dr Loomis from HALLOWEEN
"I met him 15 years ago. I was told there was nothing left. No reason, no conscience, no understanding... and even the most rudimentary sense of life and death, of good or evil, right or wrong. I met this six year old child with this blank, pale, emotionless face and the blackest eyes...the Devil's eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach him and then another seven trying to keep him locked up because I realised that what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply evil".

Quint from JAWS "Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women"...and "Here lies the body of Mary Lee; died at the age of a hundred and three. For fifteen years she kept her viginity; not a bad record for this vicinity"

goodfella quotes : As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster

:Paulie might have moved slow, but it was only because Paulie didn't have to move for anybody.

:Jimmy was the type of guy that rooted for bad guys in movies

"What is crime but merely a left handed form of human endevour"

Asphalt Jungle.

Sam "Ace" Rothstein: No matter how big a guy might be, Nicky would take him on. You beat Nicky with fists, he comes back with a bat. You beat him with a knife, he comes back with a gun. And you beat him with a gun, you better kill him, because he'll keep comin' back and back until one of you is dead.



casino

Stellaaaaah!!!!

"Were you in the shit?"
"Yeah I was in the shit"

"every bone in your crotch..."
from 'dirty mary, crazy larry'..

...."an' i'll come back and kill evr'one of you sonsofbitches.." from 'unforgiven'

"..cos i cut off his arms and his legs...and now, i'm gonna do the same to you..." from 'the hitcher'.....

sic transit e gloria mundi

Since "Not unless round's funny" (Raising Arizona) has gone then, "Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime." Rupert Pupkin (Robert de Niro) in 'The King of Comedy'.