Some Like it Hot:

-Daphne: I smoke! I smoke all the time...

-(Oscar- at least I think that's his name)oesn't bother me.

-Daphne: I can never have children...

-Oscar: we can adopt some

-Daphne: *sigh*... I'm a man!

-Oscar: Nobody's perfect

what a brilliant ending to a great film!

McMurphy (Jack Nicholson) in One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest: [about shock treatments] "They was giving me ten thousand watts a day, you know, and I'm hot to trot! The next woman takes me on's gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars!"

and

"That's right, Mr. Martini. There is an Easter Bunny."

MCCLANE - A million terrorists in the world and I kill the one with feet smaller than my sister.

MCCLANE - Welcome to the party, pal. - Die Hard

ERIN - Well, what with me not having any brains or legal expertise, I just went on up there and performed sexual favors. 634 b j's in five days. Boy, am I ever tired. - Erin Brockovich

Kane: Hello, Jebdiah.
Jebdiah: I didn't know we were still on speaking terms, Charlie.
Kane: Of course we're on speaking terms- you're fired.
CITIZEN KANE

"Tell him i can't have babies, my insides are all wrong!" The League of Gentlemen

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Originally posted by clashed:
"Tell him i can't have babies, my insides are all wrong!" The League of Gentlemen

"Hello Dave..."

theres a dead man in the cable car and the chickens still dancing-stroszeck
the americans have colonized our subconcious-kings of the road

The human torch was denied a bankloan.... oohh feel the burn
Anchorman

"This is a diary of hate..."

It's quite ironic that this forum wouldn't allow me to post this earlier in its unedited form:

"We train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won't allow them to write "f***" on their airplanes because it's obscene!

(Kurtz, Apocalypse Now)

"What shall we call you Sir?" - The Abyss

"Get busy living or get busy dying" - The Shawshank Redemption.

"I say we waste him - no offence" - Aliens

"To bad she won't live; then again who does?" - Blader Runner

Dyin aint no way to make a livin BOY - Clint Eastwood in the superb Outlaw Josey wales

WELL! Are you gonna pull them pistols or whistle dixie -Clint in the same film.

Killer Lines Literally

"May i take your trident sir."

The butler serving diner to Ruprecht. Dirty rotten scoundrels

The vast majority of dialogue in Pulp fiction is class ! too many good lines to quote !

"We may be through with the past, but the past ain't through with us." Magnolia

"Is this heaven?"
"No, its Iowa." Field of Dreams

"You despise me , don't you" Casablanca

and various quotes from the wonderful Blade Runner already posted.

Cant remember exactly what was said but it was the bit in True Romance where Christopher Walken meats Dennis hopper in the torture scene.

Petty much everything in Pulp Fiction! but especially this " gonna get me some hard pip'in nigg*s to get to work on you with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch (or something like that)

we're gonna need a bigger boat

Anchorman - "Women...They're dangerous...They attract bears."

Dogs f*cked the pope. No fault of mine.

Mannequin 2, awful film but one of the most memorable lines...

Hollywood (the flamboyantly gay character): I learned this in the Marines.
Jason: You were in the Marines?
Hollywood: Yes, they were looking for a few good men...and so was I.

I want to, I want to stick my tongue inside your mouth. I want the juices of our mouths to play together like the flames flicker on the fire.

How do you know she is a witch?
She turned me into a newt.....er...but I got better......Monty Python and The Holy Grail

"HALLO! My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father... prepare to die."
Said in a lovely spanish accent, in the one and only Princess Bride...

and... I hate to be corny, and chick flicy, but
"No one puts Baby in the corner." from Mr. Swayze.

lol, me again, I got another one, from the brilliant PB...

(Buttercup kisses King on cheek)
King: What was that for?
Buttercup: Because you've always been so kind to me, and I'm going to kill myself in the morning.
King: Won't that be nice? (to Queen) She kissed me!!!

My favourite movie quotes from The Marx Brothers Duck Soup. Groucho at his best.

Mrs Teasdale: The future of Freedonia rests upon you. Promise me you will follow in my husband's footsteps.

Rufus T Firefly: Not that I care but where is your husband?

Mrs Teasdale: Why...he's dead.

Rufus T Firefly: I bet he's just using that as an excuse.

Mrs Teasdale: I was with him till the very end.

Rufus T Firefly: No wonder he passed away.

Mrs Teasdale: I held him in my arms and kissed him.

Rufus T Firefly: Oh I see so it was murder!

Rufus T Firefly: Will you marry me? Did he leave you any money? Answer the last question first.

Mrs Teasdale: Why he left me his entire fortune.

Rufus T Firefly: Can't you see what I'm trying to say? I love you.

Absolutely hailarious.