Lester: "I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me. But it's hard to stay mad when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once... and it's too much. My heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst. And then I remember... to relax, and not try to hold on to it. And then it flows through me like rain. And I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life. You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. Don't worry... you will someday."

"how many times do I have to tell you, Ursula Andress should be with the transvestites, not with the perverts"

-Bird with the Crystal Plumage


"GIRLS?, you call doze skanks girls??...Dere ain't wrong wit me my friend I'm feeling fine!"
""You tink your too good for deze ten dollars? There are good ten dollars! You know, I borrow money all over dis neighborhood, left and right, from everybody, so I can't borrow no money from nobody, no more right?... so who does that leave me to borrow money from but you? I borrow money from you Michael because you're the only jerkoff around here I can borrow money from when I'll pay 'em back, right?! Cause dat's what you are, dat's what I tink of you; a JERKOFF! And I'll tell you someting else Mikey, I f**k you right were you breathe, cause I don't give 2 $hits about you... or nobody else!"

Johnny Boy, Mean Streets woo hoo!!

Take care of yourselves... and each other

Love the accent Alex - spot on!

I also love
"You don't make up for your sins in Church - you do it on the streets and at home and with your family.The rest is bullsh*t....and you know it"

All this and not a mook in sight.

The Big Lebowski, the first seen in the bowling alley:

The Dude: Walter, the Chinaman who peed on my rug, I can't go give him a bill! So what the **** are you talking about!?

Walter: What the **** are you talking about? The Chinaman is not the issue here Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand Dude. Across this line you do not!... Also, Dude, "Chinaman" is not the preferred nomenclature. "Asian-American", please.

The Dude: Walter, this isn't a guy who built the railroads here, this is a guy...

Walter: ...What the ****!...

The Dude: Walter he peed on my rug.

Donnie: He peed on the Dude's rug.

Walter: Donnie your out of your element! Dude the Chinaman is not the issue here.

Possibly the funniest dialogue sequence ever committed to film.

Damn, I spelt scene wrong...

...well that's embarrassing.

FIGHT CLUB
"Gentlemen, welcome to fight club..."

"The 1st rule of Fight club is, you do not talk about fight club..."

"The second rule of Fight club is, YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB..."

< and > THE THIN RED LINE
Private Witt (talking to 1st sergeant Walsh): "Its a lonely house now. You ever get lonely ?"

Sergeant Walsh: "Only around people"

http://www.juvefc.com

"somking cigarettes and watching captain kangaroo"

Ultimately this was the tune that was playing in pulp fiction, the moment after Bruce Willis kills Vince Vega , enters the car and turns on the radio.

Brad Pitt (whilst giving Edward Norton an extremely painful chemical burn)

"The first soap was made from the ashes of heroes. Like the first monkey shot into space. Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing.

Our fathers were our models for God. If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God. Listen to me, you have to consider the possibility that God does not like you, he never wanted you. In all probability he hates you. This is not the worst thing that could happen.

We don't need him. Fk damnation, Fk redemption. We are God's unwanted children. So be it.

Listen, you can run water over your hand to make it worse or you can use vinegar to neutralise the burn.

First you have to give up.

First you have to know, not fear, KNOW that some day you are going to die.

It is only after we have lost everything that we are free to do anything.

Ooh I forgot about fight club! That isn't a film, it's a treatise!

"With a gun barrel in your mouth you talk only in vowels"

Even the throwaway lines sparkle.

Anyone else noticed the similarity between Fight Club and American beauty?

"Man tires of the consumerist rat race and blackmails his boss in his quest for a more fulfiling life and less furniture."

my favourite quote is from good fellas where joe pesci says
"what do you mean i amuse you, you think i'm a f***ing clown"

DOC: Roads?
Where we're going, we don't need roads.

and...

DOC: When this baby hits eighty-eight miles per
hour... You're gonna see some serious
s***.

Christopher Lloyd delivered those lines to absolute perfection.

"If Butch goes to Indo-China, I want a ****** hidin' in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass." Genius.

Mr Blonde to the captive policeman

"I don't give a **** who you are. I'm going to torture you anyway."

Ralph Bellamy: 'You bast*rd!'

Lee Marvin: 'In my case an accident of birth, but you, sir, are a self-made man.'

Classic, just classic.

"I always walk out of your movies.
Even on aeroplanes!"

To set the scene a dog has been killed and hung up from a lamp post, dialogue goes as follows:

What sort of person would do this?

Well, I wouldn't rule out a cat lover.


Really tickled me!

TURKISH
hold on, what's that?

TOMMY
it's a gun.

TURKISH
i can see it's a gun tommy. what's a gun doing in your trousers?

TOMMY
it's for protection.

TURKISH
from who? ze germans.

Marcellace Wallace to Vince Vega after he interviews Butch.

"Vince Vega in the house. My ******, get your arse in here".

When Jack (Tom Cruise) and the creatures cross the dark lake, one of the dwarfs is attached by a mysterious creature. Jack goes to investigate and is greeted by Meg Icklebone (witch of the lake).

Meg: Come to Meg juicy boy. (Pause). Who disturbs Meg Icklebones sleep.

Jack: It's me jack.

Meg: Why you are a fat boy Jack.

Jack: You not really going to eat me are you maam.

Meg: Indeed i do (laughs and the lunges at Jack).

When Jack (Tom Cruise) and the creatures cross the dark lake, one of the dwarfs is attached by a mysterious creature. Jack goes to investigate and is greeted by Meg Icklebone (witch of the lake).

Meg: Come to Meg juicy boy. (Pause). Who disturbs Meg Icklebones sleep.

Jack: It's me jack.

Meg: Why you are a fat boy Jack.

Jack: You not really going to eat me are you maam.

Meg: Indeed i do (laughs and the lunges at Jack).

The doctor taking about the sloth victim:

"He's suffered just about as much as any man I've ever seen...., and he's still got hell to look forward to."

Tons to choose from 'This Is Spinal Tap':

"No we're not gonna ***kin' do Stonehenge!"

APOCALYPSE NOW:

'Charlie don't surf!'

You talkin to me?

"He's meat for the beast"

Tom Frost: They say you murdered your wife. Is that true?
Bill Lee (William S Burroughs): Who told you that?
Tom Frost: Word gets around.
Bill Lee: It wasn't murder. It was an accident.
Tom Frost: There are no accidents. For example, I've been killing my own wife slowly over a period of years.
Bill Lee: What?
Tom Frost: Well, not intentionally. I mean, on the level of conscious intention, it's insane, monstrous.
Bill Lee: But you do consciously know it. You just said it. We're discussing it.
Tom Frost: Not consciously. This is all happening telepathically, non-consciously.
Bill Lee: What do you mean?
Tom Frost: If you look carefully at my lips, you'll realize that I'm actually saying something else. I'm not actually telling you about the several ways I'm gradually murdering Joan.