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<Soo>
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The Prisoner Of Second Avenue
w/Jack Lemmon and Anne Bancroft as Mr & Mrs Edison

Neighbour-Don't you have any respect for anybody else
Edison-Respect.Yes I got respect.For my ass.That's what I got respect for, it's all anybody respect's.Respect my ass.


Save The Tiger

Lemmon-Hope?You better ask the little old lady in Vegas with a dixie cup full of nickles.She still has hope.She's still lookin for the three cherries.
 
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<Soo>
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Guy-Does that give you the right to belittle people?To abuse people?What gives you the right to treat people...
Buddy-Because I earned it.What you think somebody just handed me this job?I've handled the phones I've juggled the bimbo's I've put up with the tyrants the yellers the screamers.I've done more than you could even imagine in that small mind of your's.I paid my due's.
Guy-I didn't spent one year..
Buddy-AND I SPENT TEN.Damn it, it's my turn to be selfish, it's my turn.See that's the trouble with your f***in MTV, microwave dinner, generation you all want it now.You think you deserve it just because you want it?It dosen't work like that you have to earn it, you have to take it, you have to make it your's, but first Guy you need to deside what it is you really want.
Guy-I want you to stop calling me in the middle of the night.I want you to stop sending me to the f***in office for your god damn phone numbers for your f***in sunglasses.I want my life back.
Buddy-What life?What life?I gave you life.Before me you were nothing, before me you were an ink spot and now your playing in the majors.I made you, you will always be Guy from Buddy Ackerman's office.You want to go back to your shitty little exsistence, go ahead leave, there's the door, no one's stopping you.You could have left any day but you stayed.So lets forget the dudley damn do-right crap because out here it kill you family, f*** you friends and have a nice day.
Guy-And that makes it alright, well that a load of s**t.
Buddy-I don't make the rules, I play by them.What you job is unfair to you, grow up way it goes.People use you, life's unfair, grow up way it goes.Your girlfriend doesn't love you, tough s**t way it goes.



Buddy-Because life is not a movie, everyone lies, good guys lose, and love does not conquer all,
 
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<Soo>
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John-Is this heaven?
Ray-No it's Iowa.Is there a heaven?
John-Oh yeah it's the place dreams come true
Ray-Maybe this is heaven


Terence Mann-People will come Ray.They'll come to Iowa City for reasons they can't even fathom.


Hard Days Night

John-Pardon me for askin but who's that little old man
Paul-What little old man
John-That little old man
Paul-Oh he's me grandfather
JOhn-Your grandfather
Paul-Yeah
George-He's not your grandfather
Paul-He is you know
George-But i've seen your grandfather lives in your house
Paul-Arh that was me other grandfather but he's me grandfather as well
John-How'd you reckon that one out
Paul-Well everyone's intitled to two aren't they and this is me other one
John-We know that but what's he doing here
Paul-Me mother thought the trip would do him good
John-How's that
Paul-He's nursing a broken heart
John-Arhh poor old thing.Hey mister are you nursing a broken heart?He's a nice old man isn't he
Paul-He's very clean
John-Hello grandfather
Grandfather-Hello
John-He can talk then, can he?
Paul-Cause he can talk he's a human being isn't he.
Ringo-Well if he's your grandfather who knows's
John-So we lookin after him
Grandfather-I look after myself
Paul-Yeah that's what I'm afraid of
John-He's got you worried then
Paul-Him he's a villian a real mixer, he'll cost you a fortune in breach of promise cases
John-Get out
Paul-No straight up
 
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My all time favorite funny quote....

Peter O'Toole in My Favorite Year when he staggers drunkenly into a female toilet with his manhood hanging out his trousers and when a shocked woman informs him"Sir - this is for Ladies!" - he looks down and says"Madam....so is this - but I have to pass water through it occasionaly"....
 
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<benoitfunk>
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Lee Marvin unwittingly kills a German soldier after the end of WWI is declared. When the same thing happens to him at the end of WWII he returns to the badly wounded German.

"You're gonna live you son of a bitch! You're gonna live if I have to blow your brains out!"
 
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<DanWilde1966>
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The doctor: "Some people call me a doctor - others, other things." Cracks me up every time...
 
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<kenji mizoguchi>
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"Oui!" (The Green Ray, Rohmer, 1986)

"So they call me Concentration Camp Ehrhardt" (To Be or Not to Be, Lubitsch, 1942)

"We'll always have Paris" (Casablanca, Curtiz, 1942)

"The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle, the chalice with the palace has the brew that is true" (The Court Jester, Panama/Frank, 1956)

"Let's go home, Debbie" (The Searchers, Ford, 1956)

"Sugar!" (Some Like it Hot, Wilder, 1959)

"Take your flunkey and dangle" (Miller's Crossing, Coen, 1990)
 
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<alexandra>
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"It's easy to be philosophical when some other c---'s got sh--e for blood." ~ Mark Renton, Trainspotting

"It was the kind of baby that, after you fed it, you threw up." ~ Christina Ricci's character, The Opposite of Sex

"You talkin' to me?" ~ Travis, Taxi Driver [even if it's turned into a cliché]

"You're so-o ambitious, aren't you? You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well-scrubbed, hustling rube, with a little taste. Good nutrition's given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you, Agent Starling? And that accent you've tried so desperately to shed - pure West Virginia. What does your father do? Is he a coal miner? Does he stink of the lamp? You know how quickly the boys found you. All those tedious, sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars, while you could only dream of getting out. Getting anywhere, getting all the way to the F...B...I." ~ Dr. Lecter
 
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<jeckel>
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I agree, why take the time to reply if the editors are going through every detail with a fine tooth comb!! It's not on! who's to say what we can read !! I would like to go through the discarded reviews, I think we should be given the right to view material or at least some level of choice alternative. There are alot of interesting people who contribute to this site who are capable of more than the average two line post's. Participants to the forum should have some airspace to view their comments!! I think it's rude that you do'nt even get a reply telling you why material has'nt been used on the forum. Most of the classic films have swearing in them, Scarface, Goodfella's, Casino to name but a few. If you think that the majority of kids & adults have not come across any swearing at some point in their live's it's time to get real. If parents who are sensitive to this material should impose the use of NET NANNY or other suchlike programs, or wimp off if the oddball word offends. After all this is supposed to be a non main stream forum & film channel
 
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I love the poem in Dead Poet's Society - something about sampling all of life so that when you come to die you will not discover that you had not lived.

Also anything from Fight Club (except it is lifted from the novel so should not really count as a movie quote) in particular, "sticking feathers up your b*** does not make you a chicken"
"I'm not paying this back, I consider it a**hole tax". Classic.

I love the part in Thelma and Louise when Thelma tells Louise that she can't go back to her old life "something's crossed over in me and I can't go back. I just couldn't live".

And my all time favourite is in Gallipoli when the Aussie soldiers trash a shop in Cairo cos they think the shop owner ripped off their mate and as they are running down the road in delight and triumph they yell out "You're dealing with Australians here" except they trashed the wrong shop! So typical of Australians (I am one and can say what I like about us)

"When did it start raining?"
 
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I forgot Monty Python and the Holy Grail. The scene where the knights are taunted by the rude French soldier

"Your father was a hampster and your mother smelt of elderberries. I fart in your general direction"

If there is a funnier movie I don't know what it is. The Americans can keep Some Like it Hot as far as I am concerned.

"When did it start raining?"
 
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<elvispres>
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Just remembered True Romance. In my opinion the best film that Tarantino's been involved. Great cast (Christian Slater, Patricia Arquette, Brad Pitt, Gary Oldman, Christopher Walken, Dennis Hopper, James Gandolfini, Val Kilmer, Samuel L Jackson etc) amazing soundtrack and brilliant quotable lines.

"It looks like she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down"

And of course Clarence's memorable (sort of) tribute to Elvis.

"He didn't give a fk about nothin' except rocking and rolling, living fast, dying young and leaving a good looking corpse. I watch that hillbilly and I want to be him so bad.

And man, Elvis looked so good. I ain't no fag but Elvis was prettier than most women,....you know I always said that if I had to fk a man, you know had to, if my life depended on it, I'd fk Elvis."

It's also got one of my favourite ever movie scenes where Christopher Walken playing a Mafia godfather-type is torturing Dennis Hopper for information and Dennis responds by explaining to him how Sicilians originated from "niggers".

(Sorry if that word offends people or is deemed politically incorrect but am just quoting from the film )
 
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<julz>
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That someone will die is a certainty.
That I will die is a matter of circumstance.
I will not be a victim of anything so trivial as circumstance.

Yossarian, Catch 22
 
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<kam1nsk1>
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"You Americans...all you do is talk and talk...why don't you just shut up!" Death, to the dinner party - Monty Pythons Meaning of Life.

"Whats it like being you, a bit hectic?" Johnny to the security guard, - Naked (Mike Leigh).

"Mary? MARY? Mary? Maaaarrrryyyy!!? (this goes on for some time)" Petulant Dwarf, played by Ewan Bremner.
"Who you looking for?" Johnny - Naked.

Stay Lucky...
Minski
 
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<betty_boop>
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stained with the butter drips from crumpets...

>boop*boopy*doop<
 
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Gale: Do these balloons blow up into funny shapes?

Gas station attendant: Not unless round's funny.
 
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Kanada - "Tetsuo!!!"

Tetsuo - "Kanada!!!"
 
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<Mukesh Madhaparia>
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1) From American Beauty

Lester tries to blackmail brad (his boss) after asking him to blow him.

Brad: Man, you're one twisted f**k

Lester: no, i just an ordinary guy, with nothing to lose.
 
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<benoitfunk>
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Mac: They was givin' me 10 000 watts a day, you know, and I'm ... hot to trot! Next woman takes me on's gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars!

Mr Cheswick: Rules? Piss on your fukkin rules, Miss Ratched!

Mr Martini: How we gonna win our money back?
 
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<julz>
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Carlos: What, were they psychos, or...?
Seth: Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a f*** how crazy they are.

But my favourite is Seth refusing to take Kate with him to El ray at the end of the film...

Seth: I may be a b*****d, but I'm not a f*****g b******d.
 
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<AlfTupper>
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'Nobody ever loved me that much' Rick
 
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from casablanca. it is great because they know exactly who the guilty party are.

don't think you're the first
in the whole universe
to feel sorrow or shame
as you walk in the rain
 
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<julz>
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Edward Garlick: "Captain Hauk sucks the sweat off of a dead mans balls." I have no idea what that means, but it seems very negative to me.

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Adrian Cronauer: You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history.
 
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<ivy>
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"Sardine?"

emylie
 
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<jonmey>
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From Spinal Tap, at the first meeting with the record company:

"Mime is money!"

My god, that's funny.

'Never mistake motion for action' - Hemingway
 
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