Star Wars A New Hope Han Solo to Luke Skywalker "Blast the Door Kid"
Stand By Me Vern "If I could only have one food for the rest of my life? That's easy. Pez. Cherry flavour Pez. No question about it."
<Unicorn>
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Hi Andromeda
Most definitely a girl. Hope you're well.
LOTR rules!!!
<Kidvicious>
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"It's called a lance....hello" ".....and he dances like girl....." "...and all those not sitting on a cushion"
-A knights tale
~Mrs.J.Tickle - Wedding performed by Reverand davey123 on 6/6/03~ ~Blessed is he who supporteth the Ticklemeister for he is the one true Jon, amen~ ~I bow before the almighty sex god Jon Tickle~
Kid,xx
<lolly2003>
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This is when they find the knight dead.
"What do you mean dead!!" "I mean his candle of life is smothered in shite." - had me bad laughing.
Wake up and smell the weeds
<Kidvicious>
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Oh yea...how could i forget that one!
~Mrs.J.Tickle - Wedding performed by Reverand davey123 on 6/6/03~ ~Blessed is he who supporteth the Ticklemeister for he is the one true Jon, amen~ ~I bow before the almighty sex god Jon Tickle~
Kid,xx
<Kidvicious>
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"I'm dead I'm bloody dead" - Josh Hartnett doing a very bad english accent in 'Blow Dry'.
~Mrs.J.Tickle - Wedding performed by Reverand davey123 on 6/6/03~ ~Blessed is he who supporteth the Ticklemeister for he is the one true Jon, amen~ ~I bow before the almighty sex god Jon Tickle~
Kid,xx
<Jimbo>
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Rocky
Mickey Goldmill: Broads weaken legs kid
<Videl>
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Wolverine: Cyclops. Storm. (Looking at Professor X) So what do they call u? Wheels?
When Misteeq turned into Wolverine, they wanted to know which one was the real one.
Wolverine: I'm the real one. Cyclops: Prove it. Wolverine: You're a dick.
If practise makes perfect, but nobodies perfect...then why practise?
<Monica Geller-Bing>
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Spaceballs: "Evil will always prevail, because good is dumb."
lol!
Monica's No1 fan
<Bilge>
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Best in show I'll let you into a secret... They always jump.
Spinal Tap He's the patron saint of quality footwear.
There's a fine line between clever... and stupid.
Odd couple
You're always leaving me little notes, I hate little notes. Dear Oscar we're all out of cornflakes FU
It took me two hours to work out FU meant Felix Unger.
<Joaquin's Girl>
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This is from snatch! Tony:do you wanna shoot him? Avi:well, it's a little cold blooded isn't it? Tonyo you wanna stab him? Avi:it's a little cold blooded isn't it? Tony:do you wanna kill him or not? Rosebud:i'll gut him. i've got a blade. (pulls out kitchen knife) Tony:what you gonna do with that pick his teeth? wipe the butter off it and put it away.
<fontaine>
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The Usual Suspects: Really the whole film its a CLASSIC!!!!! But if I had to pick it's goyya be:
Verbal: 'The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world he didn't exist'
Also Life of Brian Funniest has to be the scene where the crowd is asked which prisoner they want released 'Welease Wodewick!!!' also Bicus Dickus scene Hilarious!!!!
Fontaine
<Suspiria>
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"Are these the kind of balloons that blow up into funny shapes?", "Nope, not unless round is funny." (Raising Arizona)
“That’s what you get for not hailing to the chimp!”
<lou_1977>
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"Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere... Write that down"
(Van Wilder) Sadly it's a crap film though
<ANDROMEDA>
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From "KISS OF THE DRAGON":
Jessica (Bridget Fonda) says she wants to thank Liu (Jet Li) for saving her life and other unexpected favors from a stranger, says she has nothing to repay his kindness but to give him free service (she's a prosti... forced by the villain to become a street whore). But Liu refused ....
Jessica: "I see. I'm not your type"
Liu: "I HAVE NO TYPE"
7-7-7-7-7
<delpiero>
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Out of Sight:
Jack: "You ever wear one of these ? (holds up a ski mask)"
Jake La Motta: You don't understand, I could'a had class, I could'a been a contender, I could'a been somebody...instead of a bum which is what I am
...I'm no Olivier, if he fought sugar Ray, he'd say that the thing aint the ring it's the play, so give me a stage where this bull here can rage, and though I can fight, I'd much rather recite...that's entertainment...that's entertainment
Taxi Driver
Travis Bickle: You talkin' to me...you talkin' to me...you talkin' to me...then the who hell else are you talkin to...you talkin' to me...well I'm the only one here...who the **** do you think your talkin' to...oh yeah...huh...ok!
Travis Bickle: When I walked in and I seen you two sitting there, I just tell by the way you were both relating that there was no connection whatsoever, and I felt when I walked that there was something between us, there was an impulse that we were both following, so that gave me the right to come in and talk to you, otherwise I would never have felt that I had the right to talk to you or say anything to you, I would never have had the courage to talk to you, and with him I felt there was nothing and I could sense it and when I walked in, I knew I was right...did you feel that way?
Betsy: (amazed expression on here face) I wouldn't be here if I didn't
Travis Bickle: That fella you work with I don't like him...not that I don't like him, I just think he's silly, I don't think he respects you
Betsy: I don't believe I've met anyone quite like you
you wanna know what a real criminal is Ackerman?...it's the son of a b**** who painted this car, yeah that's what a real criminal is, can you imagine defacing a work of art like this with a colour like that...guy ought have his a** removed
Raul Duke: We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-coloured uppers, downers, screamers, laughers...also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls...not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can
'We want the finest wines available to humanity...we want them here and we want them now'
'Don't get uptight with me man...coz if you do, I'll have to give you a dose medicine...and if I medicined you, you'd think a brain tumour was a birthday present'
I love the scene near the end when they build a monsterous spliff and 'I' becomes all paranoid, lol.
