Donnie Darko - 'I'll tell you what he said. He asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!'
Class!!
Chandler:"It's just hard to find the right time, y'know" Rachel: "Well, now that won't be hard now that you're dating.(As Chandler)'Sweetheart, you're fired. But how about a quickie before I go to work?'" Chandler Bing and Rachel Green, 1994
Mike Yamagita: Ahh so? You married Norm 'Sunnova' Gunderson?
Trainspotting
Mother Superior: you giving up scag: Renton:aye, the patented Sickboy Method. Sickboy passed out on the floor MS: aye, and it really worked for him Rents: He's lacking in moral fibre MS: he knows a lot about Sean Connery. Rents: That's no ****ing substitute.
Reservoir Dogs Pink: did you shoot any people? White: no, jus cops.
MR Brown: brown!? that sounds a bit too much like Mr Shitty.
Of all the bars in all the world, you had to walk into this one.
<Saint Karen>
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Hello!
My fave quote ever has to be from A Fistful Of Dollars Joe says to Baxter's men, who had earlier shot at his mule:
"You see, you laughed at my mule. My mule doesn't like it when people laugh at him. He gets upset when people laugh at him."
That is my all time fave quote. (I can't remember exactly word for word as my bloody ex still hasn't returned my DVDs and AFOD is one of my absolutely fave films. GRR!!!
<ANDROMEDA>
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From LOTR-FOTR:
ARAGORN: “If by my life or my death I can protect you, I will. You have my sword.”
7-7-7-7-7
<spangler>
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Donnie Darko: Donnie: that's whats so illogical about Smurfs, whats the point of living if you don't have a dick?
<julz>
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Pirates of the Caribbean
Jack Sparrow: You, sailor! Mr. Gibbs: Cotton, sir. Jack Sparrow: Mr. Cotton. Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death? [Pause.] Jack Sparrow: Mr. Cotton! Answer, man! Mr. Gibbs: He's a mute, sir. Poor devil had his tongue cut out, so he trained the parrot to talk for him. No one's yet figured how.
Jack Sparrow: Mr. Cotton's... parrot. Same question. Parrot: [squawk] Wind in the sails. Wind in the sails. Mr. Gibbs: Mostly, we figure, that means 'yes.'
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<Becoming X>
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"You see, George, you really have had a wonderful life."
My fave quote ever has to be from _A Fistful Of Dollars_ Joe says to Baxter's men, who had earlier shot at his mule:
"You see, you laughed at my mule. My mule doesn't like it when people laugh at him. He gets upset when people laugh at him."
That is my all time fave quote. (I can't remember exactly word for word as my bloody ex still hasn't returned my DVDs and AFOD is one of my absolutely fave films. GRR!!!
The Scene: Having ridden into an unnamed small town on a rather sorry looking mule, the Man With No Name is somewhat disgruntled when his animal is attacked by a gang of gunslingers working for town sheriff John Baxter. ...Despite repeated warnings to leave the town, our poncho-ed hero merely grits his teeth and returns to avenge himself on his would-be assailants.
(The Man With No Name walks back along the main street of town, eyeing his quarry while chewing a cheroot. He passes the undertaker's shop, where the bearded old carpenter is buffing wood and humming to himself)
No Name: (To undertaker) Get three coffins ready ...
Undertaker: Er, uh.
(The undertaker looks bemused as No Name strolls on through the town to the corral where Baxter's gang of gunslingers are attending their horses)
1st Gunslinger: Adios, amigo. Listen stranger, you get the idea? We don't like to see bad boys like you in town. Go get your mule. You let him get away from you. (Laughs mockingly)
No Name: You see, that's what I want to talk to you about. He's feeling real bad.
1st Gunslinger: Uh?
No Name: My mule. You see, he got all riled up when you men fired those shots at his feet.
(Baxter's men glance at each other suspiciously)
2nd Gunslinger: Hey, you making some kind of joke?
No Name: No. No. You see, I understand you men were just playing around, but the mule, he just doesn't get it. Of course, if you were all to apologise ...
(Baxter's men stare at him in disbelief, before laughing in derision)
No Name: (Threateningly) I don't think it's nice, you laughing. You see, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea that you're laughing at him. Now if you apologise, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.
(There is a long silence as everybody stares at everybody else. It's broken by the 2nd Gunslinger, who spits meaningfully and reaches for his gun. But, before he can, No Name draws and shoots all four of them dead in a second, before twirling his gun back into his holster )
Baxter: I saw the whole thing, you killed all four of them. You'll pay all right, you'll be strung up.
No Name: (Reaches for his gun again) Who are you?
Baxter: Don't fire a shot. I'm John Baxter ... sheriff.
No Name: Yeah, well, if you're sheriff, you better get those men underground. (He turns and heads back the way he came. Passing the undertaker's shop, he speaks again to the old man) My mistake. Four coffins ...
((c) Sergio Leone, Ducio Tessari, Victor A. Catena, G. Schock (1964), from the screenplay "Yojimbo", by Ryuzo Kikushima and Akira Kurosawa. Courtesy of "EMPIRE Classic Movie Scenes", published 1998 by Andre Deutsch Ltd)
Hope that is of some help, Saint Karen
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<KissKissBangBang>
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Snatch. When Jason Fleming playing one of the pikies rings Jason Statham's mobile phone before he shoots his associate. "If ya want your friend to hear ya, you'll have to talk alot louder dan dat." (Please excuse my trying to type in an Irish accent!)
Jeremy London and Jason Lee in Mallrats. T.S. just got dumped and admits he was going to propose to Brandi on the Universal Studios tour. "BRODIE: You're kidding! What part? TS: When jaws pops out of the water. BRODIE: That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard. TS: Well, too bad I'm not trying to marry you.
And when they get to the mall and Brodie talks about how Lois Lane could never carry Superman's baby. TS: How is it I go from the verge of hot Floridian sex with Brandi to man of steel coital debates with you in the food court? BRODIE: The cookie stand is not part of the food court. TS: Of course it is. BRODIE: The food court is downstairs, the cookie stand is upstairs. We're not talking quantum physics here. TS: The cookie stand counts as an eatery; the eatery's part of the food court. BRODIE: Bullshit. Eateries that operate within the square downstairs qualify as food court. Anything outside of said designated square is considered an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking.
Grandpa in The Lost Boys showing the two brothers round his house and laying down rules. GRANDPA: When the mailman brings the TV guide on Wednesdays, sometimes the corner of the address label will curl up. You'll be tempted to peel it off. Don't. You'll end up rippin' the cover and I don't like that. SAM: You have a TV? GRANDPA: No, I just like to read the TV guide. Read the TV guide, you don't need a TV...
)oOo(...When in Rome we shall do as the Romans, when in hell we do shots at the bar...)oOo(
<X_Lovely_Lass_X>
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My fave quote is definately "do i make you horney baby, do i" Portrayed by austin powers himself
<tobester>
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What about others from the works of Kevin Smith... Clerks There are a lot of women in the world, but not many who'll bring you lasagne at work
Mallrats Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega
Chasing Amy I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas. Did you ever think about that?
Dogma You can't be anal retentive if you don't have an anus
[B]Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back[B] I think George Lucas gonna sue somebody
SNOOTCHIE BOOTCHIES!!!
<Monica Geller-Bing>
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The Hours
Richard: "I think I'm staying alive just to satisfy you"
Clarissa: "That's what we do, that's what people do, they stay alive for each other!"
Monica's No1 fan
<Monica Geller-Bing>
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Spaceballs: Evil will always prevail cause good is too dumb
xxDavid Beckham is godxx Jack Sparrow: "apparently theres a leak..."
[at gunpoint, Jack Sparrow forces Elizabeth Swann to reattach his sword and compass to his belt. She pulls the belt tight.] Jack Sparrow: "Easy on the goods, darling."
