You remind me of my mother. She was the biggest whore in Alameda and probably the finest woman that ever lived.
Whoever my father was, for an hour or for a month - he must have been a happy man.
Henry Fonda in the same film
How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants!
<dalevich>
Posted
One of the best quotes ever is one word,
"Groovy"
Ash, Evil Dead 3:Army of Darkness
Mind you, almost everything Bruce Campbell says is art...even naughty language.. The bit where he has returned with the Necronomicon in ED3, everybody rushes to congratulate him, he just wants to be left alone but accepts the adoration for a while, but then he snaps pushing some peasant away saying, "Get the f**k out of my face" Classic aside, barely noticable, brilliant
<binka>
Posted
"Dude, they're llamas!"
"No dude, they're ostriches"
"No dude, they're llamas!!"
Dude! Where's my car
Or there's
the speech from Randy in the first Scream film. Pretty amusing!!
<superted>
Posted
"Can I have a green salad please? What other f**kin' colour is it gonna be?" - Intolerable Cruelty
"Get your patchouli stink out of my store" - High Fidelity
"Welcome to the Caribbean, love" - Pirates of the Caribbean
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn." - Gone with the Wind
"Play it again, Sam." - Casablanca
<superted>
Posted
Oops, here's a few I forgot from Shrek:
Shrek: Little donkey, look at me. What am I? Donkey: Erm, really tall? S: NO! I'm an ogre!
Donkey: I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.
Gingerbread Man: No, not the buttons...Not my gum drop buttons... Lord Farquaad: All right then, who's hiding them?! GM: Ok, I'll tell you.... Do you know.... the muffin man? LF: The muffin man? GM: The muffin man LF: Yeees, I know the muffin man. Who lives on Drury Lane? GM: Well, she's married to...the muffin man LF: The muffin man? GM: THE MUFFIN MAN!!! LF: She's married to the muffin man?.....
Donkey: Y'know not everybody likes onions.......CAKES! Everybody loves cakes. Cakes have layers! Shrek: I don't care what everyone likes. Ogres are not like cakes. D: Y'know what else everybody likes? Parfait. Have you ever met a person you say 'hey, lets go get some parfait' and they say 'hey, no I don't like no parfait.' Parfaits are delicious. S: NO! YOU DUNCE, IRRITATING MINATURE BEAST OF BURDEN. OGRES ARE LIKE ONIONS. End of story. Bye-bye. See you later.... PAUSE D: Parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet.
Sorry, I couldn't resist. Its a classic!
<Keeno>
Posted
Clearly it has to be the speech before jules shoots someone
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
Peace out Keeno
<Blanche DuBois>
Posted
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
Classic line from one of my favourite movies/books of all time!
"I had just seduced a girl who thought I was Jesus and who wanted to eat my body..." Marlon Brando
<Blanche DuBois>
Posted
quote:Originally posted by superted: "Play it again, Sam." - Casablanca
That line doesn't actually appear in Casablanca. What Ingrid Bergman says is "Play it, Sam."
"Play it again, Sam." is a Woody Allen-ism.
"I had just seduced a girl who thought I was Jesus and who wanted to eat my body..." Marlon Brando
<Monica Geller-Bing>
Posted
quote:Originally posted by oldsoaky: "the greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world he didn't exist"
what's that from again?
Monica's No1 fan Call me Mags Listen to the music before the song finishes.
<Buffy_the_slayer>
Posted
"You don't just sneak up on people in a graveyard. You make noise...you stomp...or yodel!"
<Blanche DuBois>
Posted
quote:Originally posted by Monica Geller-Bing:
quote:Originally posted by oldsoaky: "the greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world he didn't exist"
what's that from again?
Monica's No1 fan Call me Mags Listen to the music before the song finishes.
It's from 'The Usual Suspects'
"I had just seduced a girl who thought I was Jesus and who wanted to eat my body..." Marlon Brando
"First things first, where's your shitter? I got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey....I'm not kidding, ooooh it's all squidgy, I'm getting all emotional from it ya know"
"You're my boy Blue!" "You're crazy. I like you but you're crazy"
Withnail & I
"Scrubbers!" "Up yours, grandad" (See signature) Withnail: Have you been at the controls? Peter Marwood: What are you talking about? Withnail: The thermostats. What have you done to them? Peter Marwood: I haven't touched them. Withnail: Then why has my head gone numb? Love it! There are sooooo many more!
Pirates of the Caribbean
Jack Sparrow: One question about your business, boy, or there's no use going: This girl...how far are you willing to go to save her? Will Turner: I'd die for her. Jack Sparrow: Oh good. No worries then.
Jack Sparrow: No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You've burned all the food, the shade, the RUM! Elizabeth Swann: Yes, the rum is gone. Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone? Elizabeth Swann: One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me; do you really think that there is EVEN the slightest chance that they won't see it? Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?
NO! YOU DUNCE, IRRITATING MINATURE BEAST OF BURDEN. OGRES ARE LIKE ONIONS. End of story. Bye-bye. See you later....
