When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.

Clint Eastwood in ‘Dirty Harry’

Save The Texas Prairie Chicken

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Groucho Marx

Save The Texas Prairie Chicken

Please allow myself to introduce…….myself

Mike Myers in ‘Austin Powers’

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Here are just a few of my favourite quotes....

Pirates of the Caribbean
You seem somewhat familiar, have I threatened you before?

You're off the Edge of the map, mate. Here there be monsters!

2001
Dave, I think you should sit down and have a stress pill.

Benny & Joon
Joon - You're out of your tree.
Sam - It wasn't my tree.

Soldier
Sandra: What are you going to do?
Todd: I'm going to kill them all, sir.

Ronin
Spence: You ever kill anybody?
Sam: I hurt somebody's feelings once.

The Princess Bride
Prince Humperdinck: Surrender!
Westley: You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.

that all for now....

Angel Heart

Louis Cyphre: You know, some religions think that the egg is the symbol of the soul, did you know that?

Harry Angel: No I didn't know that.

Louis Cyphre: Would you like an egg?

Harry Angel: No thank you, I got a thing about chickens!

You missed sucker!

Only once pal -

Death by stereo.


The Lost Boys

You've got to put in....

"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get"
Forrest Gump

And my personal favourite....

"I shit like you for breakfast."
"You eat shit for breakfast?!"
Happy Gilmore

ickle_pickle xx

Also...

Lord of the Rings - Fellowship of the Ring

Frodo: I wish the ring had never came to me. I wish none of this had happened.

Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that has been given to us...

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

"Who are those guys?!"

Wall Street.

Gekko: "If you need a friend, get a dog"

Pulp Fiction.

Jimmie: "Now let me ask you a question, Jules. When you drove in here, did you notice a sign out in front that said, "Dead ****** storage"?"
Jules: "Jimmie..."
Jimmie: "Answer the question! Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead ****** storage"?"
Jules: "Naw man, I didn't."
Jimmie: "You know why you didn't see that sign?"
Jules: "Why?"
Jimmie: "'Cause storin' dead ******* ain't my ****in' business!"

eraserhead by david lynch

henry's fetus skinned lamb baby is always coughing. one day it breaks out in blackheads.

'you really are sick'

house of the fly

"That was my special monday morning tape, FOR YOU!"
"Well its f***ing monday afternoon, you should get out of bed earlier"
High Fedelity

~If i had myself a flying giraffe. I'd put it in a box with a window~

movie: the shining

quote: "heres johnny"
this is my all time fave but i also like samuel L jackson in the negotiator: "you wont tell me niebaum well were gonna stay here until you do!" i love his voice on this its wicked

also i know its a stupid movie but guesthouse paradiso for rik mail "candle in the eye" and his equally stupid friend adrian(?) who promptly shoves the candle in his eye, i was in hysterics at this one.

oh yeah and die hard with a vengence mr jackson again as willis veers over the edge of the freeway screaming "MCCLANEEEEE!" which has me in hysterics also.

oh yeah and my ABSOLUTE favourite is A few good men the courtroom scene where we discover just how good tom cruises lawyer skills are!

jack nicholson: "what do you want from me"
Tom cruise: "i want the truth"
jack: "you cant handle the truth" !! brilliant that is anyone agree?

Pulp Fiction

Jules: Now listen, just because I won't give no man a foot massage don't make it right for Marcellus to throw Antwon out of a window into a glass motherf****n house f****n up the way the n****r talks, that shit aint right, motherf****r do that shit to me he better paralyse my ass cos I'd kill the motherf****r, you know what I'm sayin?

Vincent: I ain't sayin it's right, but your sayin a foot massage doesn't mean nothing, I'm sayin it does, now I've given a million ladies a million foot massages and they all meant somthing, we act like they don't and that's what's so f****n cool about it, you know there's this sensuous thing going on where you know and she knows, f****n Marcellus knew it, I mean that's his f****n wife man there aint no sense of humour about this shit, you know what I'm sayin?

Jules: It's an intersting point!

Comedy Greats: Stan Laurel, Oliver Hardy:
Mr Cucumber: "Where is mr Hardy?"
Stan:"He's right here, and he told me to tell you that we just left- ten minutes ago."

Kat xxx

in Lord of the rings-return of the king when they are at war and leoglas jumps on that big elephant thing and kills it and every one one it and when he comes down gimley says
'That still only counts as 1'

and when the blonde bird is about to kill saron and he says 'no man can kill me' and she whips off her helmet and says
'i am no man' i mean go girl!

Metallica,incubus, iron maiden,Rancid, lp, good charlotte, system of the down, QOTSA, HIM,CKY,papa Roach,greenday, RHCP, whitesnake, REM, The jam ROCK ON!!!

Goldfinger

After Oddjob has been killed.

Connery says - "Shocking"

The Good the Bad and the Ugly –

Eli Wallach to Clint Eastwood:

You are the son of a thousand fathers all bastards like you.


Hud -

Patricia Neal to Paul Newman:

You look pretty good without your shirt on. The sight of that through the kitchen window made put down my dishtowel more that once.

Paul Newman to Patricia Neal:

I’ll remember you honey you are the one who got away.

Arnold Schwartznegger in Predator

"Knock, Knock!"

...Let me give you a piece of advice...always bet on black..


Wesley Snipes
Passenger 57

some motherf****rs are always trying to iceskate up hill

wesley snipes in blade

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.... those who live by the sword, get shot by those that dont

any line you like from pulp fiction. the whole movie is fantastic

Kirsty, your suffering will be legendary even in hell!

We have such sights to show you

[Douglas Bradley ['Hellraiser']

-its only knock and knowall but I like it-

Policeman looking through the letterbox into the bedroom of Joe Orton and Kenneth Halliwell, who has just murdered Joe with a hammer and killed himself.

"Looks like someones been playing silly buggers"