Ten things that piss off “Transformers”:-

1.Being refused an oil lube at the local massage parlour

2.Not being allowed to queue jump at Kwik-Fit

3.Waking up after a nice afternoon nap to find you got a parking ticket

4.Can't transform into a "babe magnet"

5.Not all parts are anatomically correct

6.Their only dance move is "The Robot"

7.Rejected by ‘Big Brother’ for being too big and changeable

8.A drunk Pete Doherty keeps getting in and trying to drive home.

9.Not being able to get into the spidey costume for Spiderman 4 auditions

10.Acting is fun, but they really want to direct.

As a transforming robot I find those jokes highly offensive and intend to make a vigorous complaint to the moderators who,being robots themselves,are bound to take my side.

*shakes fist angrilly before shape-shifting into a robin reliant*

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Originally posted by marcooni:
8.A drunk Pete Doherty keeps getting in and trying to drive home.

Probably how Kate Moss feels.

Who's to say a Transformer can't direct a movie? That's so mean! It's like being sexist about a woman! Who shouldn't be able to vote or something or run for president. you know..

Some of them are clever though. Did you make them upp!?

lol

People confusing them with Transvestites.

Transfarmers: they transform into tractors and combine harvesters and run their engines on cider and have west country accents "Ooo-arr, get orff my land, you decepticons".

Having to pay conjestion charge.

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Originally posted by well-wisher:
Transfarmers: they transform into tractors and combine harvesters and run their engines on cider and have west country accents "Ooo-arr, get orff my land, you decepticons".

bloomin funny! coming from a farming part of the uk that tickles me a little bit!