I pick... hmm Kirsten Dunst but I cant think of anyone else off the top of my head!

Bungle, from Rainbow.

Linsay Lohan

Marylin Monroe.....hic.....toooooooo mush red wine

Good topic! Probably Johnny Depp as he's my fave, and is capable of playing almost anyone! Although maybe Nicolas Cage as I'm told there's a resemblance (despite me being 24 years younger than him)! Also it would be hilarious to see someone like Michael Clarke Duncan or Tom Jones to take on the role!

Jennifer Tilly

Or Kate Moening who plays shane in the l word

Sigourney Weaver

Shaun Williamson

Jude Law.

The late,great Oliver Reed before he got fat,boozy and embarassing.

I think I'd be best played by either Bruce Willis or Randy Quaid. Willis best portrays the gung-ho, tough man of action, while Quaid would best capture my thoughtful, more introspective side.

Everybody who knows me, of course, would say Phil Collins.

A method actor like Deniro or Hoffmann. They could spend a few days with me; studying my mannerisms; dressing up in my clothes; living my life; working with a top accent coach to get my local dialect and the inflections of my voice just right; try to get to the heart of the role and understand just what it is that makes me tick.

In my head someone like Emmanuelle Beart, in reality probably Mel Gedroyc! Sigh.

Several years ago I worked out who each member of my family would be played by:

My dad - Peter Sellers (could be tricky)
My mum - Joan Collins
My brother - Neil Morrissey
My sister - has to be Sue Perkins!

Bit worrying really ...

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Originally posted by well-wisher:
I've changed my mind. I would like to animated
and have my voice done by the same person who
does the voice for the Churchill dog.

Vic Reeves lol

lol kathy bates, cause she rocks

the rok- dwayne johnson

oh dear, you want someone to portray you that badly?

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Originally posted by TwistedByMyNature:
in reality probably Mel Gedroyc! Sigh.

Nothing wrong with that, Mel Gedroyc is pretty gorgeous in a cute,nerd-girl Alysson Hannigan sort of way; well,I think she is,anyway.

Kirsten Dunst

...I think she's very talented. She's got better boobs than mine though

John Candy
He always plays the decent man with a heart of gold, we've got similar guts as well.
Must do something about that or I'll go the same way he did.

All the different parts of me should be played by the Royal Shakespere Company with Timothy Spall and Bob Hoskins playing my left and right
bum cheeks, Anthony Sher playing my larger intestine and Imogen Stubbs playing my little soldier.

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Originally posted by well-wisher:
and Imogen Stubbs playing my little soldier.

Like a trumpet?

Outrageous! No, more like a bassoon.

^Disgusting! The moderator (played by a young Mary Whitehouse) should intervene.

I should be brought to life in plasticine by the marvellous Nick Park or perhaps, after I am dead, my corpse can be animated by moving each of my limbs an inch per second; infact I may write it into my will, either Nick Park or some other talented british animator.