Okay, here's the deal, me and a friend invented a cracking film game and this is how it works:

One person thinks of a film star and a film they've been in and gives clue that partains to the character they play in said film. But therein lies the twist. The clue and the answer make up two parts of a rhyming couplet. Confused? Ok, here's an example:

Clue: I can copy myself ever since I exploded...

Answer: I'm Hugo Weaving in The Matrix Reloaded.

here's another example:

Clue: I won't broadcast lies just to please Uncle Sam...

Answer: I'm Robin Williams in Good Morning Vietnam

Got the idea? Good. I'll start us off:

Clue: With this facial enhancement, I can perform any task...

I'm Jim Carey in The Mask.

[I can't as yet decide whether this is the coolest or stupidest game ever...]

Coolest, stupidest, it no matta! The important thing is that it's different.

Clue : Biblical verse enhances my aim and my diction

Answer: I'm Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction

Glad to see you're getting into it.

Clue: To escape dental torture, I'll run as fast as I can.

I'm Dustin Hoffman in Marathon Man.

Perhaps it wasn't clear enough that the person who gets it right has to set the next one! I blame the man on the street. No, not the thread starter. I'm talking about Joe Schmo, Mr. Public. This is society's problem, and society has to find a solution to it.

Clue: With my strait-jacket and rebelliousness I leave them impressed

Yeah, good call Sir J., I should have made that a little clearer -

ye who gets a clue, sets a clue.

Let the word be brought forth from this time and place.

Answer: I'm Jack Nicholson in One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest

Clue: With no food or sleep, I'll operate machinery

I can't figure this out! It sounds EXACTLY like the Machinist, but that doesn't rhyme with machinery. Aaaaarghh! Someone get this one quick, so that I need suffer no more.

Right, no-one seems to be able to get this one (either that or no-one cares), so I'll set an easier one to keep us going in the meantime:

Clue: I've been trying to fight them, but now one's layin' in me.

i'm sigourney weaver in alien 3 ?

clue : This lady vengeance slashes to thrill

Well done, it was indeed Alien 3.

Is the answer to yours:

I'm Grace Jones in A View to a Kill?

or

I'm Uma Thurman/Daryl Hannah/Lucy Liu/Julie Dreyfus/Vivica A. Fox/Chiaki Kuriyama in Kill Bill?

I'm guessing it's one of them so here's a new one:

Clue: I leave clues for the hero in this Joel Schumacher endeavour...

I'm Jim Carrey in Batman Forever? If it's not, just ignore the clue. Like you needed an excuse to ignore me, right?

Clue : I save lives but Ms. Bello just greets me with silence

I'm viggo mortenson in history of violence

(man on street - uma thurman i was thinking off, but good answers !)

clue : i once met briefly with freddy, but to columbia to meet charlie i now go

Answer: I'm Johnny Depp in Blow

Here's a new one:

Clue: My favourite second cousin's had a countdown to zero...

Nobody? Ok, here's a hint: it's got Arnie in it.

Come on - it's easy!

Ah. I just realised that I've now partly told you the answer. You still have to guess the film though.

Arnold Schwartzenegger in Last Action Hero


Erm....


My newspaper empire bought me fortune and pain

I'm orson wells in citizen kane.

ok then, erm..

wrongfully present, these walls create tension

I'm Tim Robbins in Shawshank Redemption



A drunken steamer skipper, on the river I've been

Haha, I knew the rhyme addiction couldn't keep you away Nigel!

I'm Humphrey Bogart in The African Queen.

Clue: I love Leia's mother, but my co-star is a pain

Wahey! This is something of a celebration for me, seeing as it's the 1,000,000th thread that I've successfully managed to kill! I believe I get some sort of gold clock? Is that what happens now?
I was Gene Kelly in Singin' In The Rain, by the way.

Clue: I ate 50 eggs, which pretty much made me puke.

Let's get this going again then Jukey, my friend.

I'm Paul Newman in Cool Hand Luke

Another clue:

Me and Tone dressed in drag, trying not to get shot. . .

quote:

Originally posted by Nigel Boilersuit:
Me and Tone dressed in drag, trying not to get shot. . .

I'm Jack Lemon in Some Like It Hot.


Clue:
Am I a nutter? Some think I'm a pest.

I'm Jack Nicholson in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest



Clue:
She's left me again for that scientist W@nk£r