I imagine that living with Emma Watson would get quite tiresome. I'd come in to the sitting room, Emma would be watching TV; Id go, "Emma What's On?"
She'd reply "Yes?"
I'd repeat "What's on Emma? Whats on?"
She'd ask "What?"
And it would go on like that for hours until she finally realized what I was asking and after a while such misunderstandings would just get tedious and make me angry and that would effect our sex life, we would no longer talk to each other and our relationship would slowly disintegrate and so it would have to be Kiera.
Emma Wilson is an alias that Emma Watson often uses when checking into hotels. The paparazzi turn up at reception and ask "Is there an Emma Watson staying here?"
and the man at the reception desk says, "No, but we have an Emma Wilson staying here. Is that who you mean?".
and the Paparazzi say "No, no. It's definitely Emma Watson, you know, her who plays Hermione Granger in those Harry Potter films".
I posted on the wrong thread.
