Mine were:
The Waffen SS mums overdid it slightly on the Persil boil wash

The storm troopers showed off their secret weapons, a pretty flag and a 4 ton tank in the shape of George Lucas.
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I thought I'd nailed it with that first one , but now I realise that I should have made a more obvious reference to 'whiter than white' Persil, forgeting that C4laughs team probably never wash their clothes, so wouldn't get it at all!!!

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.Only joking- you numbtys!

Mine was:
"The official USA stormtrooper representative was banned from the parade after forgetting his flag."

The winner was a superb effort I thought!
Fx

Makes a pleasant change to actually laugh at one of the caption winners!!!

A good reference on the winner, yes.

One of mine was:
"Colonel Sanders' attempts to branch out into seafood with genetically modified squid raised more than a few eyebrows."

I found it very tough so ubergrats to Muira. I know it's hard to outwit me..... unless you are a pigeon. Never did see my purse again.

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Originally posted by The Glamourous Snowdrop:
I found it very tough so ubergrats to Muira. I know it's hard to outwit me..... unless you are a pigeon. Never did see my purse again.

Thanks Ruby. Ubergrats to your winner as well

Oh, and I have your purse too. My pigeon's name is James

I knew it. It said "Ted" on his name badge.

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Originally posted by The Glamourous Snowdrop:
I knew it. It said "Ted" on his name badge.

Ted? ...ahh, that's his colleague. They were good boys but they went off the rails when they got back from 'nam

It was a senseless war............

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Originally posted by The Glamourous Snowdrop:
It was a senseless war............

So they both keep telling me...

Still at least they got discharged once the postal system out there improved

One of mine was:

'George Lucas realised his franchise was flagging.'

I thought it was a winner at first. Then it dawned on me that it was such a groaner that it may cause mass outbreaks of nausea.

Mine was: "Craig Charles was shocked to see how advanced Robot Wars USA was."