(In posh Victorian accent) Well done Mr.Cosmos on the office party script. And to Mr. Whimmy, good show old man! I doth my pipe to you. Am now off to shoot some homeless people. Tally ho!

PS. Have been at the brownies again. Where am I? Who are you? Where are my clothes?.....

Seriously. Good work kids!

Yes here, here - jolly spiffing effort all round, I'd say. Well done.

I also thought MV's one about the photograph was nicely crafted as well.

Hoorah!

Thanks guys... I believe I won the open script comp not the office one... all the same to me (except the points) I see to be having a second win at the moment with competitions.

hoping to secure my 5th place position with some more "good" material I have been writing.

thanks again... happy new year

It's just because I never see you and wimmy in the same room together.

me and wimmy new it would come down to 4th and 5th... wimmy is scared of what I can do...

I will take you through the first time we met.

It was a dark night wimmy was at the bar I tried been civil, I bought him a drink... he excepted and as the night went on well but he became more and more arguementive and eventually...

we had a joke-off, there was a crowd of people around us and I went in full throttle and told a joke about fat people the audience went wild... wimmy came back with a mother-in-law joke... it sunk faster than the titanic.

to cut a long story short... it was a draw wimmy came back with yet another semi racist joke and well it was a pub crowd and they loved it. we both went home crying that night and we never looked at each other the same way again.

Wimmy... I love you man... I thought you was funny... let me buy you another drink and embrace each other with laughter!!!

Jesus I went off on one then!

Is it a church do then?