I've seen some long short lists and some short short lists, but this is the shortest!

Obviously Chris just couldn't wait to get to the pub and didn't check what he'd posted!

Who could blame him!

How dare you, Frankie! I was merely creating an air of suspense... and our blog system buggered up... and then i went to the pub...

The shortlist's up now. Whoop, and indeed, whoop!

Good stuff, boss!

Fx

Not that I'm being picky, but I noticed that my entry (where Blair struggles with life after PM and ends up with CHerie on The Jeremy Kyle show) was credited to DiamondDave! So if people think it's good it's mine, if they don't, hard luck DD!

Sincerest apologies, Leithy!

The gaff has now been rectified.

Hello Diamond Dave here (I am too stupid to be able to have the same name on the forum)and I have to say that I am disgusted you 4laughs mandarins have stopped letting me take the credit for a pitch I didn't write! Disgraceful!

Yes - I absolutely agree.

Yours sincerely,

Ronnie Corbett.

I just auditioned for Playgirl. They say I'm on their shortlist.

That reminds me of a friend of mine who's on the shortlist at the Sex Shop for their latest blow-up doll... They heard his old one has a little prick in it...