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Originally posted by Rich Indeed:
I really do learn something new everyday.
Today i learnt that my girlfriend believes that reading the paper whilst listening to (and occasionally glancing at)Soccer Saturday is impossible, and that i have to choose to do one or the other.
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I know the feeling.
My wife thinks that she should continue giving me driving lessons even thougn it's over 20 years since I passed my test.
She also continues to point out my poor driving and then will suddenly block my view of the road pointing and exclaiming, 'Did you see the dress in that shop window? Look back quickly or you'll miss it!' I then complain about this obvious hypocracy and she says, 'Well, if you hadn't been going so fast you would have seen the dress. It was to die for.....'
There you go
BTW I have been on this forum a few weeks and have been unable to locate the Chairman of the escape committee.
Is it something to do with the stars that appear everytime I'm on here (sounds like a song)
What are those anyway? Is it like being at school- extra milk etc?