Well... Since the latest new icon is such a cracker, I thought we might as well resurrect the 'Icon Caption Comp' for another outing...

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"Doctors launch new campaign to warn people about the dangers of consuming too much 'Viagra'..."

And, over to you...

"Experts say the world´s first invisible sausage could be the start of curing obesity..."

Never mind the icons - we need more avatars (or whatever they are). It's getting confusing seeing the same pics with different names. Or is that just me?

Kidney races prove successful

what possible use is an exploding sausage/banger in a text conversation!?

In the VAST range of emotions that emoticons cover, surely there can't be any room for meat products that vaporize?

[I]...Banger had a fantastic game...up and down the pitch, challenging everything...he really played out of his skin[I]

An exploding knopfwurst might work in the remake of 'Allo 'Allo?