Oh Andrew poloneck we love you so,
Your superior arrogance.. so yum,
Tell those buyers like it is,
'Cos most of them are dumb,

Such a fine figure of a man,
Even in your suit and poloneck,
When you're on Channel 4,
I'm a panting quivering wreck!

My husband can't understand my crush,
But Ann Maurice don't do it for me!
Frankly I don't swing that way,
I say "Andrew Poloneck, it HAS to be.. !"

What a shame you're not on the market,
You'd need no renovating,
You'd be snapped up on the first day,
That's the obvious that I'm stating.

Oh, Andrew Poloneck you're the best,
Never, ever leave Channel 4.
I know most people like Phil Spencer,
But it's you that I adore.

THE END

NB: Bradders33 would like to state that she does not posses any stalker tendancies. But she would quite be up for a bit orf extra-marital action should Andrew consent.

perhaps you should see a doctor about that!

do people really like Phil Spencer?

LOL! That has been suggested!

Yeah, ppl do like Phil.. It's that cute little lisp and his lovely manner I think. Plus he aint exactly ugly!

Phil is seriously totty Looovely pecs and looks better in his polo neck than Andrew. IMO of course.

at the ode to him though, I like that. Should we be expecting odes to Kevin from Wandapops and to Amanda Lamb from Matt W? Oooh I need to do one for Nick Knowles or Dave from Room for Improvement.

I'm with you bradders, I really do like Andrew.( though i'm NOT a panting, quivering wreck ) ..but I do think there is something really nice about him
He is good at what he does, I like his style and enjoy the programmes very much...and hubby doesn't mind (well how could he when he lusts over Kirsty )...all in good humour though.

I am also a great fan of Phil and Kirsty...they are also very good at their job..Phil is kinda cute I must admit...

Ode for wandapops:

When I see Kevin
I'm in Heaven
He's such a dude
That Kevin McCloud
Whether in magazine
Or on TV
He's the guy
I long to see
I wile away the hours to pine
For my one and only, Grand Design!

quote:

Originally posted by spongemum:
Ode for wandapops:

When I see Kevin
I'm in Heaven
He's such a dude
That Kevin McCloud
Whether in magazine
Or on TV
He's the guy
I long to see
I wile away the hours to pine
For my one and only, Grand Design!

Awwwww - thanks Spongemum!!! Couldn't have put it better myself!!

Wandapops, are you some sort of poodle ?

quote:

Originally posted by Mr.P:
Wandapops, are you some sort of poodle ?

my brain hurts today MrP

Don't worry Wanders, I don't know what he's on about either and I've been married to him for nearly 32 years...

Wanda, Kevin does it for me too, but I also like Matt the City Gardener - sadly, I fear the latter is too young for me.

Disclaimer for those in the know - Mr P and Ms P, no relation