Pleeeaase may I begin the slapping RIGHT NOW?!! Only 10 minutes in as well.

I can't wait to see how this one turns out.

It is making me feel very anxious! Are these people for real?

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Originally posted by beecher:
Are these people for real?

LOL I was just thinking the same thing. You HAVE to wonder if their no just actors???

What planet are these people from?

May the SLAPPING commence!!!!!!!!!!

I'm really looking forward to the denouement on this one. People who wear cravats deserve everything they get.

Another bunch of idiots that won't be punished for their decisions.

Please, oh please make these people see the error of their ways by making a huge loss.

Pink market???????

That woman just stands there grinning inanely at everything that lunatic says???

I'm sure these people are Harry Enfield characters. The way she looks at him smiling..... aargh....

It's pathetic - really it is. There must be thousands of people struggling to afford a decent home for their family and you see people with more money than sense (and taste) throwign it away on an ego trip. Ugh.

A linen shute for the dirty clothes!

PLEAZZZE

Is this for real????

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Originally posted by bridgette:
I'm sure these people are Harry Enfield characters. The way she looks at him smiling..... aargh....

Yes LOL
Well said

I can't bear to watch.

No ceiling or wall lights? Electrics outside the walls? Seriously, this can't be real.

Quick, while the adverts are on:

What's the most ludicrous thing this numpty could suggest to do to the house?

1) No flush toilets. Just holes in the ground
2) No plasterwork - just the ambience of bare brick
3) Replace stairs with fireman's pole

Isn't this the one where there is no central heating put in?

This is a classic episode already

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What's the most ludicrous thing this numpty could suggest to do to the house?

1) No flush toilets. Just holes in the ground
2) No plasterwork - just the ambience of bare brick
3) Replace stairs with fireman's pole

Don;t give him ideas!!!!!

But never mind - there's an outside lav and a hottub!!!!

The wife is thinking:

Soon, you'll be dead, you cravat-wearing plonker, and all this will be mine! MUHAHAHAHA

No Central Heating.

Oh. My. God.

I can't watch any more. It is car crash viewing.

No central heating? Ex display hideous kitchen that doesn't fit? The best episode I've seen yet!

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Originally posted by jimble:
The wife is thinking:

Soon, you'll be dead, you cravat-wearing plonker, and all this will be mine! MUHAHAHAHA

Oops, the bloke is dead, there was a 'In memory of' at the end.

I think she was a ventroloquist and had her hand inside his cravat, controlling his mouth, by the look on her face whilst he talked.

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Originally posted by tiggsey:

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Originally posted by jimble:
The wife is thinking:

Soon, you'll be dead, you cravat-wearing plonker, and all this will be mine! MUHAHAHAHA

Oops, the bloke is dead, there was a 'In memory of' at the end.

Honestly? I missed that, through stopping watching properly. They really should've told us at the beginning, before we all got torn in

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Oops, the bloke is dead, there was a 'In memory of' at the end

Thought the 'memory of' bit said '1974 - 2004' - think that man was a tad older than 30

This is the link on primelocation.com – still for sale at £210k.