
This may be a long one, but you need to have the details to advise me properly!!

At end of 06, I moved from a village where I grew up to Morecambe a town where I'm bloody glad I didn't grow up.
Me and Mr. always talked about moving back to the nice village for the sake of our kids, if - big if - we could find a bargain. It'd have to be a bargain, as house prices there have gone silly there, but nothing is shifting and now they're knocking bungalows down for fun to pave the way for huge detached houses about a metre apart.
Anyway back in 05 ? - somebody obtained planning permission for and started a little "farm" of houses. At the back are three barn conversions - unfinished, unsold. At the road side there is a 5 bed, then two 3-beds, then a 4 bed. All are linked by garages so it goes
5bed-garage-garage-3bed-3bed-garage-garage-4bed.
They are effectively a terrace! But they are calling them all detached.
These are now after all this time still unfinished. It seems nobody will touch them as they were initially up for ridiculous amounts. They have since dropped the price last year I think and still they are ALL sat empty and completely unfinished. One 3-bed is furnished and complete as a show home but the other has no kitchen, no bathroom suite, no plugs etc.
The 4bed and 5 bed are unfinished too.
Anyway, my mum needs to move as I explained in a diff. thread. So we went round them today. I didn't like the layout of the 3-beds and can see plainly why they are still sat there unsold. Saying they are £180k each. The kitchen diner is not - it's just a kitchen and the WC comes straight off it, then a poky under stairs cupboard off that. The kitchen has a tiny window. The lounges just don't appear to be able to fit necessary furniture in comfortably.
The drives are not finished, the back gardens are plain mud.
Good points are the large-ish south facing gardens, the large garages and the upstairs is fine. Bit small bathroom but liveable.
There has been all sorts of rumours about these houses in the village - the man has gone bankrupt on them or something and they've been off repossessed/in receivership or something thereabouts. The EA said he'd bought a ferrari expecting to be rich off them. He listed them with a quite exclusive EA at first and had a load of posh brochures done (all sat in one of the houses). The EA today turned out to be a bloke me and my sister, who came along too, know anyway. He didn't even attempt to hide his complete un-enthusiam for the houses. He pointed all the bad faults, compared it to his council semi!, and basically told us they don't even want profit for them they just want shut!
So my mum is thinking she can grab a bargain on the completed one, as she needs to be getting on and buying soon before her tenancy ends. My sister and hubby who loves a big shiny new house to move into

they are now thinking of going for the 5-bed.
They do have good gardens and a conservatory type extension joining the kitchen and garage doors would be lovely as a dining living space, without losing that much garden. They are re-workable to try and make the layout better. But of course it would cost how much to take on a shell of a house and extend it???
We are all going to see them again on Sat, and are debating whether to go in with a three strong proposal to offer on the 5-bed and the two 3-beds, hoping that the owner/bank whoever will see sense and want to offload three of the four houses in one go for a bargain price.
But then I googled them and a parish council meeting thing came up saying
"The monitoring inspector has noted that many of the planning conditions have not been met and the site is in breach of planning regulations. He added that Lancashire County Council did not want a roadside footway, but they are talking to Wyre Borough Council about this"
I take it this is rectifiable or already has been seen to - ? otherwise they wouldn't still market them.
They are not particularly good looking houses. There has been another "starter" homes lot of six built in a little estate a bit further into the village. All finished, turfed, tarmaced etc. all for £199k and all still unsold. They don't seem to realise that these are still too expensive for the people that would want them

So if any of you are still with me, given what I have droned on about

, what is your reaction to these?
Mr, and I agree, believes that there must be some reason a builder or developer has not swooped in and bought them. There is a persistant rumour they'll have to be bulldozed if they don't get sold eventually. As houses go, they are a bit crappy layout but liveable.
Do you think it's worth the hassle, money etc. to try and sell in Heysham to get my kids back to a village with a nice little school, near our families?
How cheeky an offer would you put forward, given the problems selling, the lull in the market and obvious work?
If you want to have a squint on RM, put location pilling, and it's holme farm.
thank you for your considerable time
