A husband and wife have a falling out and end up not speaking to eachother.
Mr realises that he has to get up very early the next morning to catch a flight to an important meeting. Not wanting to be the one to break the silence he leaves a note on the bedside table where his wife will see it stating
"Waken me at 5.45am I have to get an early flight"
Satisfied he had not broken the silence he went to bed.
He awoke the next morning at 8am, panicking!! why had his wife not woken him up?
On the bedside table beside him was a note stating -
"Its 5.45am wake up!"
Moral of the story.....
Men are just not equiped to play these type of mind games!