no i mean the weather (thats one for you know who).
how many having terrible gales tongiht? it is so windy i fear for our tv ariel tonight. the man across the road must be worried, his is jumping about and might be in the road by morning! i love to lie in bed and listen to it rampaging outside so am going to do jsut that!!
I didn't realise you meant the weather, so I was prepared for talk about pebbledashing the toilet bowl (I couldn't stop laughing when I read that description on an earlier thread ).
But no, what a disappointment, it was only the weather....
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STILL A LONG WAY TO GO TO GET ANOTHER GOLD STAR!!!
well I came in here thinkin it was a f*rt room too....
*pumps* OOps excuse me.....
cornbeef pie always makes me have windy wallops.....I am always windy too when I get up in the mornings and can sometimes play 'Stand & deliver' out me bott on the way down the stairs, I laugh loads while everyone else in house is groaning and telling me how disgusting I am..... can't help it, better out than in I say......
getting on proper subject, been windy here all week, and today it's blowing a gale and the rain is coming down in monsoons, has knocked the sky TV off it's so bad....will stay in today I reckon...
Right everyone, complete honesty here, All own up to having wind in the morning, and not just a pretty face. Me, i dont fart i'm a princess, well ok i'm normal i do, but it smells of roses, I hate these forum's they make us tell our lives secrets.
PS. once heard a doc. in hospital tell woman if she didn't fart she would die.
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry alone. If you enjoy something once,. Do it again. .
Maternity ward, in hospital you know well Chaddy. Doc. doing his rounds, this man,very well known for his rude, abruptness. Stopped at foot of bed next to me, asked woman,"Have you passed wind today", now this woman was, shall we say a bit thick. Said, sorry doctor, in, put on posh voice, which sounded awful. Doc, repeated question. Woman, sorry doctor, i dont know what you mean. Doctor.... Do you fart, woman, do you fart. Woman....Oh no doctor i dont do things like that. .Doc........Well then you must be blo*dy dead. I've never forgotten it. Rest of us fell about laughing under bedclothes.
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry alone. If you enjoy something once,. Do it again. .
ohhhhhh im no lady,i love a good old fart,especially when me belly is bloated.
i love it when im out shopping with MR,LL in tesco,s and i fart ,mr,ll goes bright red and i walk away and he gets the dirty looks . he goes mental at me and im rolling on the floor ,wetting me drawers.
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can't help it, better out than in I say...... 
