five secrets of a perfect relationship are.

!.Its important to have a man who helps at home,cooks cleans & has a good well paid job.+


2. Its important to have a man who can make you laugh.


3.its important to have a man who you can trust and doesnt lie


4. its important to have a man who is good in bed and likes being with you.


5. and it is very very very important that these four men dont know each other and never meet!!!!!

Ha ha ha, rofl, top one chaddy, I'll have to remember that for work later!

I'd be happy with just 4 !!!

I'm not greedy

I'd settle for one!!

my son sent this joke to me via txt and I changed it from woman to man for this forum...glad you enjoyed the joke

i heard one the ohter day

father to son at his wedding "just remember the most important words to say today are I do, but for the rest of your life the most improtant words you need to remember to say are yes dear".

if only Biddy!!!

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Originally posted by biddy:
i heard one the ohter day

father to son at his wedding "just remember the most important words to say today are I do, but for the rest of your life the most improtant words you need to remember to say are yes dear".

My dad had a variation of this, which he put into his speech at my wedding 23 years ago. He told my husband that the most important words were "Yes dear, I'm sorry" and got quite a big laugh.

LMAo,,,,,very good chad...like it..

I want a man that doesn't want it much and knows when I need space but also knows when I need a hug and someone that makes me laugh and someone that knows when to shut the eff up....oh, and lots of money helps too..lol and pref resembles tom hanks....