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Every week a lady sends her clothes to the cleaners including her underwear and every time her knickers come back still stained...she get so fed up she writes a note and pins it to her knickers saying...."please use more soap"...when her laundry is returned from the cleaners she checks her knickers and finds a note pinned in reply.."please use more toilet paper on ypour bum" !!!!!!
 
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Jones goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff."

"We're short-handed, Jones" the boss replies. "I can't give you the day off."

"Thanks, boss," says Smith "I knew I could count on you!"
 
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My sister was moaning the fact that she had delayed cleaning and organizing her house for a long time. Since she was planning to entertain, she felt a lot of pressure to get moving. That afternoon she phoned, sounding glum.

"I went to the bookstore," she explained, "and I bought a book on how to get organized. I was all fired up, and decided to clean out all the shelves in the living room. While I was working, I found the same darn book. I had bought it a couple of years ago."
 
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My sister was moaning the fact that she had delayed cleaning and organizing her house for a long time. Since she was planning to entertain, she felt a lot of pressure to get moving. That afternoon she phoned, sounding glum.

"I went to the bookstore," she explained, "and I bought a book on how to get organized. I was all fired up, and decided to clean out all the shelves in the living room. While I was working, I found the same darn book. I had bought it a couple of years ago."


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My sister was moaning the fact that she had delayed cleaning and organizing her house for a long time. Since she was planning to entertain, she felt a lot of pressure to get moving. That afternoon she phoned, sounding glum.

"I went to the bookstore," she explained, "and I bought a book on how to get organized. I was all fired up, and decided to clean out all the shelves in the living room. While I was working, I found the same darn book. I had bought it a couple of years ago."
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Every week a lady sends her clothes to the cleaners including her underwear and every time her knickers come back still stained...she get so fed up she writes a note and pins it to her knickers saying...."please use more soap"...when her laundry is returned from the cleaners she checks her knickers and finds a note pinned in reply.."please use more toilet paper on ypour bum" !!!!!!
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Know a few jokes, but dare not put them in here. i would be turfed out pronto. Big Grin Big Grin Wink Naughty. Big Grin


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My sister was moaning the fact that she had delayed cleaning and organizing her house for a long time. Since she was planning to entertain, she felt a lot of pressure to get moving. That afternoon she phoned, sounding glum.

"I went to the bookstore," she explained, "and I bought a book on how to get organized. I was all fired up, and decided to clean out all the shelves in the living room. While I was working, I found the same darn book. I had bought it a couple of years ago."


I've done that with CD's! Roll Eyes
I've done it with books, Hate it when i do that. Confused


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i was standing at the auto bank to-day getting some money when a old lady came over to me and asked if I would check her balance...i said "OK" and pushed her over...her balance was not very good.......
 
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