I always liked that James Burke fella (as TV Cream reminds us: "he cut a slightly eccentric, mad-haired figure"). And Heinz Woolf - the more benign end of the Germanic & nutty spectrum. And of course Patrick Moore - basically the more bonkers the better...

Johnny Ball...he knows it all

The doctor off Ministry of Mayhem is quite good too

What are you talking about? Stop talking about tha actual science thing in my forum, how wude

OK. My favourite other presenters are Jimmy Carr and Simon Amstell. If Simon wasn't gay I'd marry him. Do you think he reads these threads? I might be in with a chance

I nevor knew Simon was gay, how behind am I

It's true. I read it on the internet, so it must be true!

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