sorry I'm late.

*gets naked*

where are you Gerald?

Sorry Jerald, I am here now, sorry to keep you waiting

*Gets out canvases and paints and brushes and swhatnot*

Is it done yet?

she forgot to set up her easel [the stand thing that holds up canvases, etc]

you're gonna have to stay naked for a little while longer.

okay

*stays naked*

*Sets up video camera* We need this cos..... ummm.. we do

*Starts painting*

-Pervs-

the video is purely for future references if the artist feels the need to modify the artwork and will require an image to...work off. [wow, i'm good]

Very good.

I still think it was vewwy wude of our resident art mistress to keep her model waiting around in the cold in her noody.

I hope she brought a big fleecey dressing gown and pays her royally for the inconvenience afterwards, too.

And gives her a big hug (the way artists do models ... errr ooo-errr, except platonically, of course. And with lots of platinum to follow .)

quote:

Originally posted by PeterCS:
Very good.

I still think it was vewwy wude of our resident art mistress to keep her model waiting around in the cold in her noody.

Thank you.

And don't worry, i kept her warm.

I should have farted on her to keep her warm

no, that'll make her run, then she'll feel the wind more.

Be nice to me, I'm a model!

Do you need to film me more? Have you done any painting yet?

Gerald must be the world's most ponderous painter ....

Poor Kathy. I think she shoudl get paid triple-time by this stage. Being made to wait.

It's more than a model should put up with. And a graceful, patient and artistic one at that!

It'll make me angry in a minute, if I think about it. Nasty Negligent Monsieur Gerald!! You may be a master of masterpieces, but you should treat your best models right. :fuming, upset. etc.:

don't worry, she'll get triple. standard fee plus one night with me, and one night with sophie oooh, that all rhymed

I gave Jerald some excellent birthday loving last night and ill show her some more tonight

Jerald do you want to be paid in biscuits?

*Paints herself*

quote:

Originally posted by sophina:
I gave Jerald some excellent birthday loving last night and ill show her some more tonight

Jerald do you want to be paid in biscuits?

*Paints herself*

woo-hoo! Has Kathy recovered from all that heavy love painting yet?

And was Gerald painting herself on a canvas, or on the body? That might have been a bit messy for that post-birthday lovepaint show she was promising!

Shes probably still waiting on her doorstep poor gal

It's not the right way for an artist to treat your model.

yeah we fed simon biscuits, you should feed your model something. strawberries, yum.

*Clothes Jerald and takes her out for dinner*

*In a posh resturant*

*with candles*



*And flowers*

THAT's more like it!

And then bed her afterwards I suppose? Like artists have always done?

huh??

run away, SOPHIE, you're too innocent for this thread

Gooooooooo, get outta here

*Shags Jerald* There you go Peter