-Watches, enthralled-

You can join in if you like Soph, sure Jerald wont mind

Gerald!

And about time too, Jerald! I thought you'd gone to sleep with all that pondering!

Kathy, you're the Master's model, remember! You're supposed to feel truly honoured to be chosen by such a genius of the brush!

Well, Sophie (2)? Like Sophie (1) said, Where's the artist in you?

*Views Gerald's new work: "Jerald's brightly painted bottom on canvas, October 2005", nods at this latest Geraldian masterpiece*

If you'd done it quicker it could be my painted arse winning the Turner prize. I'd feel deads honoured then, I'd be as famous as the pickled shark.

Well get an early start for next year

I wanna be painted damnit *Gets naked and poses*

"Jerald?"

*paints Gerald's nice meaty arse*

*runs out of paint*

Pmsl, Excellent

*licks Jerald*

One good arse deserves another!

Exactly

I am wearing my pj's... I am poorly sick

*hugs Chicky warmly, then lays her down in the bed, tucks her up tight, snogs her manfully on the forehead, and gives a two spoonfuls of Day Nurse and a cup of her favourite hot drink*

pervs. This is an intellectual thread for naked paintings.

*Gets naked and waits for her Jeraldiss*

*ignores Gerald and paints a fruit bowl*

-passes a hot water bottle to Sophie-

You must be freezing

Ickle bit, thank you Soph

Evil Jerald

Jeraldus takes sweet revenge, served cold!

Awww, poor Geraldus! ....


*Hugs Ger-lad with big manly bearhug. Ooooo! (feels nice )*

Nice bowl, though!


*Hands Gerald a big steaming soya-hotdog and even more steaming cup of cocoa*

*likes tha attention muchly*

*Eats food*

Was the food poo?

Would I eat anything else?

no

Theres your answer right there