remember the slave auction and statham comes in dressed as a roman gladiator holding a cassette playing his grand entrance music? Every time i think of it I chuckle!
Does anyone else think that the office girls are a little bit pointless?
That was funny! But also quite painful for Alan, which kinda takes the funny edge off it. The funniest scene IMO was when Sue White hadthose freakishly long arms. It was so random and odd looking but it cracks me up!
I LOVED the convo Joanna had when she thought she was pregnant and went to give a sample in Harriet's name. Actually, does anyone remember any of the conversation cause I can't remember much of it!
_________________________________ "Whose the daddy...the ginger daddy?"
The bit that i remember the most is "don't leave, i think i love you" especially the way he says it I can't remember off the top of my head exactly how the rest of the conversation went, only that Joanna didnt want people thinking that it was for her but the guy behind the counter knew it was and Joanna gave the name Schulenburg and when asked for the spelling she said "any way you like"
---------------------------------------- "Ok, let me put simpler, you staggered up to me, said (drunkenly) "ooh i've juss met a really nice priesht, you pointed at martin, you fell over"
Originally posted by beckyviney: I LOVED the convo Joanna had when she thought she was pregnant and went to give a sample in Harriet's name. Actually, does anyone remember any of the conversation cause I can't remember much of it!
(joanna gives sample) path lab guy: what is it? joanna: ooh, a straw-coloured liquid in a sample pot, we work in a hospital... path lab guy: ooh, is it wee? joanna: come on, come on! path lab guy: i need a name. joanna: big, geeky, nerdy tw@t face? path lab guy: i need a name for the sample. joanna: er, well it's for a friend of mine who wishes to remain anonymous. is that going to cause problems in your weird little techno brain? path lab guy: no, it's just that usually we have to go up on the roof and shout "pregnancy test results for the stupid lanky old b1tch who hasn't learnt to take basic precautions in her forty-odd years on this planet". you know, assuming that your friend is quite lanky. joanna: er, harriet schulenburg. that's my friend's name. path lab guy: right, you sure about that? joanna: yes, quite sure thank you. path lab guy: how are you spelling schulenburg? joanna: any way you like. path lab guy: you've got to sign. (joanna scribbles on paper and leaves.) path lab guy: don't leave, i think i love you.
something along the lines of that.
_____________________________________________________________________ He's going to have to move to America and live in a caravan with his mother, where they'll have big-foreheaded children with very small hands, very small.
i don't know why i bothered doing that when there's a dvd people can watch. btw my name is poppy (if you read it backwards). path lab dude is stephen merchant.
_____________________________________________________________________ He's going to have to move to America and live in a caravan with his mother, where they'll have big-foreheaded children with very small hands, very small.
he was in extras with Ricky Gervais wasnt he? his agent or something?
---------------------------------------- "Ok, let me put simpler, you staggered up to me, said (drunkenly) "ooh i've juss met a really nice priesht, you pointed at martin, you fell over"
_____________________________________________________________________ He's going to have to move to America and live in a caravan with his mother, where they'll have big-foreheaded children with very small hands, very small.
yeah he is, they kept commenting on that fact in the commentries on the dvd although the first time they mentioned it he was something like 7 foot and the second time it went up to 8 foot but im not sure exactly how tall he really is. Mark heaps quite tall aswell, a few inches smaller than Oliver Chris but i think he's 6 foot 3ish
---------------------------------------- "Ok, let me put simpler, you staggered up to me, said (drunkenly) "ooh i've juss met a really nice priesht, you pointed at martin, you fell over"
sue white is the best! the arms, the teeth in the second series, "these are supposed to have been wAAshed", the camal....oh i could go on forever!
---------------------------------------- "Ok, let me put simpler, you staggered up to me, said (drunkenly) "ooh i've juss met a really nice priesht, you pointed at martin, you fell over"
Its all the one liners that crack me up.. like when mac and guy are argueing about whos 'the captin' mac says 'your part of my team' and Guy just comes back with 'Your part of my anus' GENIUS!!! And the mini blimp with 'HOMO' on it thta flies into stahams office....almost wet myself when i saw that!
Mac - Your Part of my team Guy - Your part of my anus!
Originally posted by Mrs Dr Mac: I still laugh like crazy when Alan is playing the recorder in his underpants.
Hold the phone - Alan has a recorder in his underpants? (Or is he just pleased to see you?!) *lol* Sorry, couldn't resist!! You're right, that's one of the absolute pearlers of series one.
------------------------------------ I'm coming back, I've just got to move my car .... S. Mangan.
I can't remember off the top of my head exactly how the rest of the conversation went, only that Joanna didnt want people thinking that it was for her but the guy behind the counter knew it was and Joanna gave the name Schulenburg and when asked for the spelling she said "any way you like"
You're right, that's one of the absolute pearlers of series one. 
