I'm at work till 11pm (again) and I feel like a cheesy joke night. Whats more appropriate than Doctor Doctor jokes.
"Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains"
"Pull yourself together"
Please add, I need a laugh to get through this shift.
............................................. every time we touch we get closer to heaven, and with every sunrise our sins are forgiven, you on my skin - this must be the end, the only way you could love me is to hurt me again and again, and again....
doctor: well take this and give me a ring when you're feeling better ___________________ patient: doctor doctor i constantly feel like i'm being ignored.
doctor: next please ____________________
And In The End The Love You Take Is Equal To The Love You Make
- Remember that, the Beatles were all about love, it's all you need. Peace and love everyone!
............................................. every time we touch we get closer to heaven, and with every sunrise our sins are forgiven, you on my skin - this must be the end, the only way you could love me is to hurt me again and again, and again....
“Come on guys… You know we don’t play British Bulldog in theatre, yeah? If you want to mess around, b*gger off back to A and E.”
Do I look like a mug? Do I have a handle? Am I made of china? Am I kept in a cupboard or on a small wooden tree? Would you LIKE to put your lips on my rim? You may answer that question.. the others were rhetorical.
Gee, Doctor Doctor jokes are cheesy. But I am still at work, still bored and feel like running around screaming. I'm not the only one skyving by going on forums but none of them like GW. And sorry but none of these jokes are stopping me from going insane.
............................................. every time we touch we get closer to heaven, and with every sunrise our sins are forgiven, you on my skin - this must be the end, the only way you could love me is to hurt me again and again, and again....
Okay. Any unrelated jokes. I've just been told a joke by my work mate. Sorry if your from Essex but,
What does an Essex girl use for protection during sex
A bus shelter
............................................. every time we touch we get closer to heaven, and with every sunrise our sins are forgiven, you on my skin - this must be the end, the only way you could love me is to hurt me again and again, and again....
sorry, i feel bad cos I watched Al Murray rip on the scots last night (thought it was hilarious cos most of it was right). (I'm scottish)
............................................. every time we touch we get closer to heaven, and with every sunrise our sins are forgiven, you on my skin - this must be the end, the only way you could love me is to hurt me again and again, and again....
The Beatles - *In My Life I'll Love You More* 
