basically I HAVEN'T stolen this from another forum, but you tell random lies to bump your post count up, and it is also quite entertaining

I'll start

I love eating lettuce

i go to college with a 98 year old woman!

i definately DO NOT miss green wing

i am guy secretan!

I am the mother of Macs baby!

i LOATHE Sue White

caroline todd is my guardian angel!

I'm in love with guy

I've left Julian, gone back to Hugh Grant.

so julians single then,well I really wouldn't be interested in him

i am not sad that Paolo Nutini didn't win at the brits, and i definately DIDN'T cry. Even when Russell Howard mentioned a girlfriend

i absolutely do not want macs child and i definately love russell brand. he's my love machine!

Well i do not love Russell Brand, or Russell Howard, or Paolo Nutini, or Tom from Keane, or Mika, or james Morrison, or all of take that

omg im in total love with Russell brand. he's my hero! and i despize with all my loathing Julian! he's such an ugly child!

What's wrong with Russell Brand? he's hot!

I didn't vote for Take That to win best single at the Brits

I DIDN'T get a Valentines card, bunch of red roses and a box of chocolates from JRT yesterday! And he definitely DIDN'T take me out for dinner, then back to his house for a ......
good time!!! No, that definitely didn't happen. ( I am just the BEST at lying!!!!)

I don't wish i could meet Keane or Paolo Again

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Originally posted by Gingereenos:
I don't wish i could meet Keane or Paolo Again

Well I'm not surprised! Can't think of anything more boring! I don't envy you one bit!

I am also dreading going to corfu in may for 2 weeks, because it will be sooooo horrible being off school and hanging out with my Albanian mate Leo (who i do not fancy)

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Originally posted by Gingereenos:
I am also dreading going to corfu in may for 2 weeks, because it will be sooooo horrible being off school and hanging out with my Albanian mate Leo (who i do not fancy)

Sounds horrible!
I'm really not looking forward to going to Florida in March. I'm not going on a hen/stag holiday to Orlando for 10 days, and then we are not going to The Keys for a week for the wedding!!! I sooo don't want to go, I can't think of anything worse! I so hate America, and sunshine, what a nightmare!!!

terrible! i never spend more than half an hour on these forums a day

i despise chocolate

im not really blonde!

(yeah what ever!)

i am not the least bit over excited that im going to see russell brand and deffinately do not have front row seats and did not spend all last night watching him on tv...

I don't like Green Wing