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I'm on the moon
****************** "Oh my crikey. I've sat on her to death." "Do you speak English?" Me - "No" "You can't drink a pint of bovril!" "The law, the law!" "Get down you divs!" "We are the law you bl**dy clowns!"
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I'm Mr Spoon
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I carry a harpoon
****************** "Oh my crikey. I've sat on her to death." "Do you speak English?" Me - "No" "You can't drink a pint of bovril!" "The law, the law!" "Get down you divs!" "We are the law you bl**dy clowns!"
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i like going to the moon ________________________ "You can either do it my way, or you can be wrong" SUE WHITE = GOD Cousin to Heeby and Crossy Daughter of JOHNOR Creator of GLUE! #3 Razzer
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I went to the moon on a train with Jules Verne
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I love Jules Verne and it doesn't appear that he's following me everywhere I go.
****************** "Oh my crikey. I've sat on her to death." "Do you speak English?" Me - "No" "You can't drink a pint of bovril!" "The law, the law!" "Get down you divs!" "We are the law you bl**dy clowns!"
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people follow me when I go to the moon because I'm Mr Spoon
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I do not have to go to the shop now to buy more wine and chocolate and yoghurts and chicken nuggets and lettuce.
****************** "Oh my crikey. I've sat on her to death." "Do you speak English?" Me - "No" "You can't drink a pint of bovril!" "The law, the law!" "Get down you divs!" "We are the law you bl**dy clowns!"
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I can think of no good reason why anyone would ever want to go and buy wine and chocolate!
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i did not fall out with my best friend 
---------------------------------------------- **Keane Are My Obsession...** **PI Ginger** **I KILLED MANY TIMES BUT I AM BETTER NOW THANKS TO BUCKAROO**
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I am not at all hungry at the moment...or thirsty.
--------------------------- "You can either do it my way, or you can be wrong" "Let's paaaaaar.." "Don't you dare use the word party as a verb in this shop!"
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I'm not having pancakes 
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I'm not jealous of Queen Sue in the slightest..!
--------------------------- "You can either do it my way, or you can be wrong" "Let's paaaaaar.." "Don't you dare use the word party as a verb in this shop!"
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i did not just drink cold coffee because im too lazy to go down stairs.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 'Green Wing's witty, pretty Dr. Mac McCartney' and 'Green Wing's Donkey-in-Shrek look-a-like anesthetist'
Member No.2 of the Green Wing Mafia
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I'm not going to go and make some pancakes and sit in front of the tv watching Green Wing...
--------------------------- "You can either do it my way, or you can be wrong" "Let's paaaaaar.." "Don't you dare use the word party as a verb in this shop!"
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i'm not going to bother to use my advance membership to buy landscapes tickets at 10 am tomorrow cos i really don't want to be in the same room as jrt!
vodka and vodka please laser screwdriver who needs sonic stay out of camberwick green
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This post won't finally get me my gold star 
--------------------------- "You can either do it my way, or you can be wrong" "Let's paaaaaar.." "Don't you dare use the word party as a verb in this shop!"
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I have not just attacked my sister with my school tie 
---------------------------------------------- **Keane Are My Obsession...** **PI Ginger** **I KILLED MANY TIMES BUT I AM BETTER NOW THANKS TO BUCKAROO**
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i'm not upset that my advance membership won't be through in time for tomorrow morning and i'm really looking forward to ringing the membership line in the morning
vodka and vodka please laser screwdriver who needs sonic stay out of camberwick green
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i can't wait for my parents evening tomorrow
---------------------------------------------- **Keane Are My Obsession...** **PI Ginger** **I KILLED MANY TIMES BUT I AM BETTER NOW THANKS TO BUCKAROO**
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I am not annoyed to still be awake at 4.30 and not a bit tired. Having sleep problems is great.
****************** "Oh my crikey. I've sat on her to death." "Do you speak English?" Me - "No" "You can't drink a pint of bovril!" "The law, the law!" "Get down you divs!" "We are the law you bl**dy clowns!"
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im not new i dont like geen wing and i dont think that i need any more shineys to catch up with you lot.
____________________ Hans Schmitz, he's Welsh! Member # 3 of the Official 'EGG' Club!
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im happy billy has called our wedding off... running off with another man... stating *is a moron* and *pathetic excuse for a man* !!
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I love my job and I'm gutted that I've got the weekend off.
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i can't wait for double science tomorrow
---------------------------------------------- **Keane Are My Obsession...** **PI Ginger** **I KILLED MANY TIMES BUT I AM BETTER NOW THANKS TO BUCKAROO**
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