ahh we have little drink elves down in the basement making it all....

Are some the main ingredients 'tatties' ?

whats happened to my vodka. i dont like myself when i dont have vodka... hobnobs?

no thanks terry. not into hobnobs at the moment. i found some sort of swedish biscuit that ive gotten into. very scrummy.

OMG my life is complete! over the weekend i found a drink which is heaven! its basically like a alcholic milkshake! (the name cant be said on here its too rude and the mods may ban me [again!])

I am currently serving vodka jelly in the cafe just for charmless to make up for stealing his vodka and dipping digestives in it.

ok two things here, firstly, tell us more about the sweedish 'biscuit' that you've gotten 'into'

secondly,. vodka jelly aww that sounds so nice i think i might just try and make some. i'll probably be hospitilized within the hour
but vodka jelly... mmmm

whats the weirdest drink, or food combo anyones eveyr come up with? mines got to be potato and ice cream

are you sure you aren't pregnant?

you know,im at least 95% certain i AM pregnant

Really? You've kept that out of the papers!

i wanted a low key birth...

im starting to terrify myself now...

on the subject of babies however, i dont know why, but im getting all broody! i mean im only 18 yet sometimes i just look at them and go awww!! then the 8 year old 'baby' cries into the night again and i regain a sense of reason. and cud u imagine a baby raised by me

hmm, I'm 30 and yet I still don't want one! If I don't give in soon and agree to hold my best friend's baby she just might stop talking to me! And he's one of the cute ones!

a heart of adamnantium eh sue? hehe i get out of those phases after a while... last night i barely slept because of the demon child next door, i mean christ! the guys 8 years old now, and his mum STILL comes in and coos ''awwww whos a pretty boy then'' to shut him up. id just put insulation in the walls and lock the door, melt the key

rant over

what does everyone work as by the way? i thought it'd be interesting to see ive gone from unemployable teenager from hell, to [kind of] responsible care worker... actually being serious for a moment, it is eye opening and rewarding

I'm a baby sitter!

Nah, only joking! I'm a graphic designer, I used to work for a small publishing co. but am currently freelance – not ideal but I'm looking for 'proper' work. I also do the odd bit of writing, interpret that as you will!

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I'm a baby sitter!

Are you busy most nights at 3am? My daughter has taken to waking then and wanting to play. She needs her auntie Sue

A graphic designer hey? At uni us FA students would've refered to you as one of the odd people upstairs that were over-fussy and had an obsession with straight lines!

aaaah my ex girlfriend came out of university with the qualifications to be a graphic designer. apparantly its hard to get jobs in it thoug, even if you're highly skilled? you may not believe it, but i love writing! its more of something for my free time than something to make money from though... ah well

It is exceedingly hard to get jobs in it, especially if you don't live in London! Hence the current status of freelancing and writing on the side.

Yes, I am indeed one of those odd pedants that likes things to be in straight lines and gets cross with authors and editors and the like who don't understand that they are messing everything up when I had it so nice and straight before!

Oh and Jemma, you really wouldn't want me to look after your kids, not if you love your kids, which I'm sure you do!

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Oh and Jemma, you really wouldn't want me to look after your kids, not if you love your kids, which I'm sure you do!

Oh they're ok I suppose.
So sue try and get round to mine for about 9ish , then if baby wakes up moaning you can deal with her. See you later

Ok, I'll just teach her the importance of straight lines, dpi and ligatures, that'll send her back to sleep

That'll do it Sue!
Maybe my problem is that I'm more of a 'throw some paint onto a canvas randomly' sort of a gal. My daughter just can't resist my fun nature...even at 2am

I'm sure you're a very interesting person really Sue , and that's because of the straight line obsession not in spite of it

At least my books are beautiful! Apart from the ones about speedway, they are neither interesting or nice to look at – not with those moustaches and mullets!

I only really care about alignment and typography when i'm working. Or sometimes when I see other publications and think I could have done it better.

is the cafe still open?

Nope, sorry, it went out of business a while ago, the premises are currently vaccant.

well who do i need to see about buying the premises and turning it into an internet cafe? i think this place has alot of potential, and queen sue, money is NO object

One miillion dollars! Bwa ha ha ha ha!

(Quick, give me the dosh before the owner comes back)