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Originally posted by snotrag:
Yeah! Let's all gather round and chant "fight, fight, fight!" Are we taking bets on the winner? Is it behind the bike sheds or the IT block?

i would soooo win if there was a fight, i'm dead 'ard! (sorry blobs )

ok, let's be partners, it's an internet cafe and we serve food/drink. which would you like to be in charge of?

i'd say it was a fair fight evenly matched but you are a bit of a hard nut so you would win.

ok well i make a mean hot chocolate with marshmellows, whipped cream and a flake. with a twist is extra. so i'll take drink please.

oh my god, thats like my favorite drink in the world, shortly followed by southern comfort and lemonade

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i make a mean hot chocolate with marshmellows, whipped cream and a flake. with a twist is extra. so i'll take drink please.

Sounds really good! One each for Jemma, Snotrag and me please! Oh, and one to take away for our prisoner I guess.

here as you're my first customers they're on the house. oh would you like to take some extra whipped cream for your prisoner??

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Originally posted by Queen Sue:

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i make a mean hot chocolate with marshmellows, whipped cream and a flake. with a twist is extra. so i'll take drink please.

Sounds really good! One each for Jemma, Snotrag and me please! Oh, and one to take away for our prisoner I guess.

You know I really don't like hot chocolate that much. I always wish I was eating a kitkat or a slab of dairy milk whenever I drink it. I mean it's it just posing as chocolate isn't it?
Thanks for the thought sue but next time make it a latte

Fairy nuff, mine's a strong coffee this morning please.

And yep, whipped cream to go for the slave

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mine's a strong coffee this morning please.

Did you have a late night Sue?

I'm not a morning person

and Julian was misbehaving again, doesn't like being tied up apparently.

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Originally posted by jemma1:

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Originally posted by Queen Sue:

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i make a mean hot chocolate with marshmellows, whipped cream and a flake. with a twist is extra. so i'll take drink please.

Sounds really good! One each for Jemma, Snotrag and me please! Oh, and one to take away for our prisoner I guess.

You know I really don't like hot chocolate that much. I always wish I was eating a kitkat or a slab of dairy milk whenever I drink it. I mean it's it just posing as chocolate isn't it?

I couldn't agree with you more Jemma number1. I can’t be doing with this watered down muck. Why is it that Cadbury’s drinking chocolate tastes absolutely nothing like Cadbury’s chocolate?

Give me an Irish coffee, please waitress (with a double helping of Baileys)… Actually, scrap that and just give me the Baileys!

Baileys
I'll take a baileys latte please.

Sounds revolting! I'll have a gin in mine, and hold the latte. In fact, you could replace the latte with gin, I've heard gin and gin recommended as a drink.

ok this is all under the table.... they havent given me my drinks license yet. but shhh....

seeing as you're co owner [is that how its ran atm] and u loooove me so much... get me a mocha coffee, with cream, first mixed in, the squirted on top, with a flake, and chocolate sprinkles... on the house

we have a range of sandwiches on offer today, egg & cress, tuna mayonnaise, cheese & ham, chicken and stuffing and prawn mayo. what you all having?

egg and stuffing please

and a skinny, spinny, mocha, focha latté with chocolate sprinkles and a time bomb to go

“Blobsy’s 24 hour snot grotto” – has a ring to it don’t you think?

well britney spears has a ring to 'it' as well, but i wouldnt want to enter her for a night out either.

ok 1st: terry no you have to pay for your drinks now like everyone else

2nd: here's you drink suer (yes its late but i actually work in the real world too you know)

3rd: i love the name snotty but its a co-ownership and i'll have to discuss it with my partner first. but i'll give her a nudge or two!

4th: todays special offer is a BOGOF on any latte

How about 'JohnorBlobs's Snot Emporium'

And I'll have a bogoff latté please

queen sue, i love it. i am all for it, what about you blobs? by the way, here is your latte. we have now started selling paninis, chicken &bacon, tuna and melted cheese, steak, onions & melted cheese. first one if free to anyone that wants one.

Free?! Give me NOW! Or I'll be forced to sneak in and over salt all the food....

here you go mate. offer is now over though and a new one annouced at a later date.