"If you fancy a f**k just say so"

Joanna, to Guy

"I am COMPLETLEY shaved"

lol Sue to Caroline at Caroline's party.

'luckily I am still intact'

ummm...Alan to Mac about the whole body piercing earing thing...

what about: "She's my secret lover"

hmm. I'm not sure. is it martin?

alan to the security guard lady


'see you later smelly four eyes'

oo yeah you're right.

and yours is mac to caroline. aww how cute

'i've got an angry penis'
hahahaha

Martin to Joanna about his therapy sessions. hehe.

Here we go: "Do I look joyous!?"

is that joanna?

if so, then
'i don't think so'

is that sue to caroline after she gives her the wedding flowers.

"Whos the bearded ponse? is that noel edmonds?"

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hahah Guy about the jesus head

'you're all a bunch of fatties!'

thats sue in the canteen

'yeah run along terrance. go do something rimedial. DRONE'

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Oooh I *think* that was Alan with the bee analagy, may have been Boyce. It was to Matin though
Am I completley wrong?

It's Guy to "Steve" the friendly working class cleaner, after Terry called him a ponce.

"No, it's going to take at least half an hour, it always does!"

That's Caroline to Mac when she doesn't want to sign Angela's leaving card.

Next: "F**k off, Kojak!"

Was that Guy? That seema like a Guy thing to say...

what about: "I need another perspective."

Isn't that naughty Rachel asking Martin about her boobs looking uneven in her new bra?

"....aaaaaaaah DON'T think so!"

Sue when Caroline catches the flowers, and she dosn't want her to have them!

newun:

"my name is irrelevant!"

Alan's be-balaclava-ed behaviour whilst trying to scare Joanna over the phone from outside her office.

"I can't make a simple statement can I? Without it being pounced upon!"

Hello!
Bit of a late starter..... Got Series 1 and watched it in 2days over easter....

So I kinda get some of your quotes, but I dont want to spoil anything for series 2.

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Originally posted by beckyviney:
Was that Guy? That seema like a Guy thing to say...

what about: "I need another perspective."

Thats Karen after Tim has told her that she's got a furry face. Shes asking Kim to stroke her face to feel if it is furry.

Seeing as no one's put one:

"Does he live in an enchanted forest?"

Thats Mac to Sue White at the party

how about...
'sex was the same...dished kept piling up thou'

That was the potential lodger to Caroline.

"A proper shop"

Its certainly was..well done. And 'A proper shop' was Caroline to shop assistant in ep 3.

'Dont flush, its lush' ????