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thats boyce to alan. what about 'what have you been eating?'
a caaaaandlestick
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Alan to Boyce after the "kiss of life"...(his reply was kimmy!)
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Okay, moving on.
"Are you telling me you've given me a spunk-filled locket for my birthday?"
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Joanna to Alan How about, 'it says here there are many varities of flesh-eating spiders in the sheffield-area.'
'#...coz his daddy's, so frickin ginger #'
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that is, caroline to mac, when she was trying to put him off going to sheffield. Next 1: "Caroline's a lucky girl."
" Mary Catherine blamed it on Mary Margaret and Mary Margaret said it was Mary Josephine. All Sister Agnes knew was that one of the girls was going down."
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Caroline to Mac, final episode series 1...trying to put him off sheffield. I thank you!
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Damn i was too slow...that one was lyndon to jake on friday in the pub after kissing..
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Oops, tried to post this one but used the actual naughty words.. 'F**k off, you f**king stapler..'
"Are you tugging my squirrel?"
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Sue's....erm "puppet" to Martin's ....erm "stapler"!
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the last quote "Because you're disturbing, tedious, and desperate" was lindon and the one after was ?........ Martin, I think.? But it may have bin caro? lol my next one is ... “Do you know I am unemployed and I have a mullet?”
Mac: I'm assuming you've taken painkillers?
Caroline: I want something stronger. I want the stuff you use... to kill people.
Mac: Nope, saving all that for Guy.
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Jacuzzi 1000: thanks stephan for the idea!
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sorry about that, looked at the first page and forgot where I was typing lol.
Mac: I'm assuming you've taken painkillers?
Caroline: I want something stronger. I want the stuff you use... to kill people.
Mac: Nope, saving all that for Guy.
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Jacuzzi 1000: thanks stephan for the idea!
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Guy in an appaling northern accent in theatre? what about.. 'I have jesus's arm..'
'#...coz his daddy's, so frickin ginger #'
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Johanna to alan when she rips jesus's arm off, " I want whats in your pants"?
Mac: I'm assuming you've taken painkillers?
Caroline: I want something stronger. I want the stuff you use... to kill people.
Mac: Nope, saving all that for Guy.
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Jacuzzi 1000: thanks stephan for the idea!
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That was Mac to Sue White when he wanted that tape. How about this:
"You idiot. You dead, gold idiot."
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joanna to the goldfish! i know this isnt really the time (but it is the place!...anyway) but what is the "get brian" thing i hear mentioned in forums etc?
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"I don't let the squirrel out for just anybody."
"I may be many things, but not being indiscreet isn't one of them."
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LOL thats when Guy is on the phone to an estate agent trying to find a house and is yelling repetitively for about 15 times "get brian" to the woman on the phone til she cries!classic!
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JUST GOT MY 2ND STAR!!!OOh this is exciting  |
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Arrh, your growing up.  im still waiting....  ____________ Oh christmas tree, oh christmas tree let me push you over!!  |
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ok how about this quote, "hold it right there. you see this is what is called a honey trap, or a holly trap." "ahh no i think you.ve just walled into my mac trap..." ____________ Oh christmas tree, oh christmas tree let me push you over!! |
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Thats Mac n Holly. Great moment! 'The concept of this game is far too sophisticated for me' (I think that's it anyway)
"Are you tugging my squirrel?"
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That's Guy when they're telling their best and worst in the restaurant. Someone do a quote for me.
You shan't. I could. You wouldn't. I would. You wouldn't. I wod. You wodn't. I hod. You hodn't. I nod. You nodn't. I cod. You codn't. I did do. You didn't do. I do. You doodn't, now look away, I'm... You peed. I peedn't. You ped. I pedn't. You pedant?! No... I... you pedant! No. Yes. No, take it back. No, you take it back. No, take it back. No, you take it back. Take it back.
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"thats with alternate stickles"
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I Bagsy Mac - He's Mine!!!!
"My mind not only wonders... it sometimes leaves completely"
*Official Green Wing Fan Club member number 9*
Cousin to Cross&Beard and Mel of course! And related to nearly everyone on this forum.....although how exactly no-one knows.....
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That's Jake pretending to be an expert at Guyball "*cough*new trainers"
You shan't. I could. You wouldn't. I would. You wouldn't. I wod. You wodn't. I hod. You hodn't. I nod. You nodn't. I cod. You codn't. I did do. You didn't do. I do. You doodn't, now look away, I'm... You peed. I peedn't. You ped. I pedn't. You pedant?! No... I... you pedant! No. Yes. No, take it back. No, you take it back. No, take it back. No, you take it back. Take it back.
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good old martin with those stupid trainers! "mine?" i dont know if this is hard or not really i suppose it isnt if you know it! oh that statmant was slightly obvious wasnt it?hehe
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Did you just touch my squirrel
Mungo, mungo, mungooo..its mungo
'its the circle of life'
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is it statham?. what about "No pets allowed"
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