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Originally posted by Ducati 1000:
next one: "where did you get you shirt from Laura Ashley?"

And this is not quite right.
"Uh, It's designer, actually." -Guy
"What, Laura Ashley?" -Mac

That probably isn't entirely right either, but I don't have the D.V.D. to check. I've been spreading it around my friends so they'll be encouraged to watch it. I have so far converted 2!

it was in the pub, by the way, in ep.1 series 1

Moving on.

Men don't cry. They are strong hunter gathers, so go hunt, go gather, go be a total c**t, because that's what you do best!

thats sue white to guy when hes hiding in the clothes

Correct! Now, if you know that, this is easy?

Well, I am quite tempted, now that I'm all fired up, but no thanks, I'd rather lick my own armpits!

sue to guy when hes hiding in the clothes. lol

what about
' Looking for your little tinkle?'

Sue White when Martin came in asking for his yoghurt.

I've noticed that a lot of people have posted Sue White quotes. Well, hers are the funniest!

and the most random i guess, and the most momorable...

Definitely the most memorable. Okay, try this:

I didn't kill him!....said the man........in the novel......it's about killing people....... not dwarves!!

lol i wonder... its alan to well whoever was listening!!!

what about:
'Spunktybum. Nihfhinihfinih.'

That's either Alan's bird calls, or the weird sounds he made when he had his panic attack in ep. 7.

Okay, how about this:
I keep seeing Harry Potter underpants.

yours is johanna, but you got it wrong. it was karen when the other girls are talking about harry potter houses.

try:
'She's powerful, in her own way'

Those are all really hard!! I love Green Wing to the point of obsession but they could be said by anyone! I'm so angry at myself for not getting them *sniff*

twit twoo, I think your last one was Martin to Boyce when he saw that Guy had signed that "To Whom It Does Not Concern" thing, saying that he didn't sleep with her.

yay thats it. i love it when boyce says 'steady on' hehee

Um, next.

Low tar? What are you, a girl?

johanna to oliver in the office

try:
'Right, I'm off to bag me a woman.'

Martin , after he has just drunk guy's urine?

yep your go

ok,
'No, but I'm quite good at parlour games'

oooo i have no idea!!! is it martin to caroline at her party when they're drinking?

I'm afraid not....