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Washed..You've gotta say it waaaassshed though.
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Yeah, can't really do smiley faces on death certificates. Does look a little bit insensitive.
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my mum said 'in the cellar' today. there went my sanity. i laughed for about 20 minutes and every time i tried to explain why i cracked up again
a caaaaandlestick
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I've just thought of another one - people called Peter, because of "Peter up the pantry passage". There's a Peter in my office, and it's especially funny because he likes to think he's a bit of a love god!
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You know what you do with an irritation? You rub it with cream...
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Whenever anyone says 'tremendous', I always think of Guy saying iy 'tremendoush' and that really cracks me up!
So it wasn't so much an Eskimo roll, as a case of rolling right Inuit.
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I always seem to think of guy when anyone says something about the swiss.
Mac: I'm assuming you've taken painkillers?
Caroline: I want something stronger. I want the stuff you use... to kill people.
Mac: Nope, saving all that for Guy.
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Jacuzzi 1000: thanks stephan for the idea!
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"Sabotage" will always be such a gallant word in my book since the lovely Mac's little speach.
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"Actually I'm a bit confused now... Am I the lost property, or do I run the lost property office?"
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sabotage definately....it is now a sexy wod thanks to JRT....and yougrt! it always brings a smile to my face as i think of martin saying it!
*What can I tell you? A few ground rules. No bombing, no running, no petting, no diving and no inflatables. In fact, probably best to leave all swimming related activities until later, this is after all an operating theatre*
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Valerie, cellar, washed, tremendous, Zurich all have me in stitches (not exactly convenient when none of the people around me understand! Ducati makes me sad 
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"You can either do it my way, or you can be wrong"
"Let's paaaaaar.." "Don't you dare use the word party as a verb in this shop!"
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My mother's name is Valerie , but she doesnt understand why it is amusing 
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The older the wine the gooder the wine.
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Basically everything reminds me of GW, for example: yesterday evening my dad said the word 'coma', and then on the bus this morning two women were talking about 'hollyhocks'. It's worrying. In particular though, as others have mentioned, Switzerland and Zurich... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Very glad to be back home: both literally and spiritually  "Just because I feel sick everytime you come near me doesn't mean I'm not glad you're not dead!" "walls, thermometers, it's an impossible choice. I'll just have to hope that when I flip the coin it somehow explodes and kills me!" |
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mother lover
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i posted on this thread, about stuff like WESHED and slightly ruder things (although no actual swear words were written) and they deleted my post!  grrrrr
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"I don't let the squirrel out for just anybody."
"I may be many things, but not being indiscreet isn't one of them."
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whatever happened to free speech eh? now that there's "no" under-16s *ahem* surely we can say whatever we want?!
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"I don't let the squirrel out for just anybody."
"I may be many things, but not being indiscreet isn't one of them."
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i find the phrase "tiny tots" in a really bad scottish accent hilarious now, i say it to all the midgets in yr 7 and at karate
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the newbies at work ask me for advice and i cant help but come out with "no running, no diving, no petting, no inflatables....." etc etc. they all think i'm mad cause i work in a library and they have no funny bone
"Do you wana come round my gaff tonight?"
"Your gaff?"
"It's not rude!"
"I'm not coming if it's not rude!"
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do they drink lots of wine? maybe they'd prefer BB...  my english teacher does, for obvious reasons and cos i think she drinks lots of wine...there was a french trip last weekend for school, and some juniors told me her and others brought back lots of mysterious crates lol  |
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do you mean *shudder* big brother? ugh yeah they love big brother. i can happily go the whole summer without seeing it.
"Do you wana come round my gaff tonight?"
"Your gaff?"
"It's not rude!"
"I'm not coming if it's not rude!"
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Handbag- from the lovely Sue White has me laughing just thinking about it. Also nub nib nob bit with Guy. And Sue White with her faaauuuuuuuckkkkk ooooooooffff
Member # 841 RAS
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every time someone says "tremendous" i smile to myself
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"caroline, there's something ive been meaning to tell you..."
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Stop you there!
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✩ I'm the Sheriff of Stationery Village ✩
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oh, in science we're doing elements, and every time the teacher says manganese (a metallic solid element) it gets me giggling, cos it reminds me of stephen mangan... my teacher asked me to name some of the properties, and I had a small moment where I just cracked up thinking about guy... god, that was embarassing
c'mon green wing, christmas? be original, something like *scrolls manically through calendar searching for a close holiday or event of some sort* st. swithun's day?
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oh i posted but it hasn't come up! stupid pc. maybe it was moded...
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"Do you think I should lose the waistcoat?"
"I think you should burn it, cos if you lose it, you might find it again."
Saucy Wotsit =D
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i can't take the word "hoody" seriously any more! its jus the way martin says he was circumcised! ____________ Oh christmas tree, oh christmas tree let me push you over!!  |
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like in torchwood about two-three weeks ago when they were chasing that guy in a tense moment and Toshiko says he was wearing a hoody - me and my brother just looked at each other and went "a hoody!"
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Soup, soup, tasty soup, soup, spicy carrot and coriander
I said no legal fidgy wigdyness!
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hehe its just soo funny! there are just so many other words that get me laughing! i mean yogurt for instants... working in a supermarket i put it through nearly every time i work. i just can't help but say to my self "missing yogurt". or hula hoops! d**mn all the food thats GW related... ____________ Oh christmas tree, oh christmas tree let me push you over!! |
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