for example i said 'oh my f*cksie' the other day without meaning to quote

i tend to call people donkey with out noticing it!

me and my friend got really drunk and toasted to goats!

we did the whole toast!

by the end of the night it didnt really make sense, but it started off awesome!

ive said b*llockin sh*tbags quite alot too

i talk about the mothership, but i think id heard that before green wing

Twit Twoo is it me or did you post this twice? if so you Twit!

i didnt mean to!! i am a twit....twooo

i call people bloody f*cksies far too often. lol. good job my friends have a sense of humour!

also warbling jesus and creepin' jesus are a regular.

b*llocking s*itbags, but not very often. I'm famous not for swearing, so i choose a good un when i do! hah!

I regularly say "chippy choppy" to my class!

I actually referred to a spoon (which was being used to stir gravy at the time
) as the spoon of destiny - it was totally unintentional and quite odd.

I was calling my racket in badminton the spoon of destiny (wtf?) and constantly say "Creepin' Jesus" and act like Sue and do her scream - now more than ever when people talk about GW's end

Ooh, and I do martin's shocked face!

I like to say 'Whhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttaaahhh!'
when annoying people are trying to get my attention and I'm busy

I end up annoying the creepin' Jesus out of people by:

1. answering their questions in the language of a crow
2. claiming they said testicle when they only say something else
3. telling everyone they are a bunch of fatties.

hehe ive used "i shall answer, but only in the language of a crow" a couple times, hehe the look on peoples faces is priceless!!

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Originally posted by twit twoo:
for example i said 'oh my f*cksie' the other day without meaning to quote

I do too, but ahem when I make a mistake and I'm serving customers is NOT a smart move.

I just can't say 'washed' normally anymore. I simply have to say it in a Sue White stylie, mock Scottish accent. I find it soothing.

My cat is called Spoon after the spoon of destiny.

I am also starting to say 'I heart you' a lot instead of i love you. Although that makes me sad whenever I say it.

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Originally posted by toni19939:
I just can't say 'washed' normally anymore. I simply have to say it in a Sue White stylie, mock Scottish accent. I find it soothing.

yeah, same here – is that not how it's supposed to be pronounced?

i say "I heart you" too now!
i am also saying "oh my fooksie" a lot i've noticed.....

I use all Sue White phrases like :- "Pah, pah , pah, pah ,pah, pah!" and "Chippy choppy " and although I haven't found the occasion yet, I'm definitely going to use "Twinkly tw*t"! LOL

I love trying to fit any Green Wing quote into a converstaion where appropriate (or otherwise not!)

Just used "Let's get cuttin'"! I'm trying to do at least one GW phrase a day.

I try and use them whenever I can and include the necessary voice. For example, my best friend is having a baby in 3 weeks (yikes) and I refer to him/her as "the tiny little, tiny baby" complete with Stathamesque twang!

And I'm very proud of this one... Yesterday I went for a walk with my dog on the Moors and as I drove home I came across a sheep in the road... I yelled "sheeeeeeeeep"

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Originally posted by Queen Sue:

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Originally posted by toni19939:
I just can't say 'washed' normally anymore. I simply have to say it in a Sue White stylie, mock Scottish accent. I find it soothing.

yeah, same here – is that not how it's supposed to be pronounced?

Me too!! Every time somethign gets dirty or i spill somethign i say "waaashed", i actually cannot stop it :S.

Also, i have added the "join me next time on this episode of lets make no f**k**g sense when i will be waxing an owl" into numerous conversations, although I must say it has always been greeted with a barrel of laughs after so its worth it (they think i thought it up by myself...shhhhhhh )