I find that things just randomly pop out, mostly when I'm alone, not so much when I'm with others. I'm one of those people who are constantly talking to themselves and sometimes it comes out my mouth rather than staying just in my head. It always makes me laugh. (cringing)

I've caught myself suddenly smiling like Carolyn did for her ID badge while walking around a store.

Want I really want to do, after watching an episode, is to going around flipping people off! I used to flip my ex off all the time when I was mad (he loved it, made him smile, oddly enough), but since he's not around I've been holding it in!

And todays saying was......
I left a camera battery in a shop by mistake yesterday, so I rang up and asked if they'd found it, and the man on the phone said "I'll just ask Brian"!LOL So it was too good an opportunity to miss. Yes, I said "GET BRIAN"!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! classic!

ha get brian! i'm always coming out with green wing quotes and stuff-my friends just think im strange.

Yes, that is the problem! If no one knows what you're talking about, and you're doubled up with laughter, you look a bit of a loser! However, it brightens up my sad and lonely life!!LOL

damn my post got removed for swearing even though i used the asterisks
oh well my best phrase was from the response from the man in the bar when Guy confesses to sleeping with his mother.

others that I regularly use are
"Thanks I got it on ebay"
and
"Emotional minefield though"

and I'm trying to work in "the cow started it" but so far without success.

When my friend was waxing lyrical on some subject I managed to slip in a "Oh she does go on, the wife"
which would have worked better if I was male but it was too good an opportunity to miss)