As requested, here are the limericks relating to GW I've written:
The ‘doctor’ name of Martin Dear
Had many reasons to fear
From his loving mother
Or his long-lost brother
Or exam rooms when the time nears.
The anaesthetist named Dr Guy
Claims he’s a member of club Mile-High.
But Caro’s arrival
And Mac who’s his rival
Meant he ended up drifting the skies.
The lady who’s known as Sue White
Has given many a fright.
But with Joanna and Guy
She was able to fly,
And always keep Mac in her sights.
The surgeon they call Dr Mac
Was rather taken aback
When Holly arrived
With a plan she connived
But with Sue’s help he told her to pack.
There once was a woman called Sue
Who always had Mac in her view
So she stole some liquid
For procuring a kid
But when born it started to mew.
When Caro began her first day,
She knew not what lay in her way.
Two blokes: Mac and Guy
Would cause her to sigh
And leave her floating away.
Also, not to blow my own trumpet, but...
There once was a genius called Kate
Whose poems were shockingly great.
She won many awards
And perfomed them for Lords,
Even though she was often late!
Enjoy!
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"Oh my crikey. I've sat on her to death."
"Do you speak English?" Me - "No"
"You can't drink a pint of bovril!"
"The law, the law!" "Get down you divs!" "We are the law you bl**dy clowns!"
