ok lets not go the far... you do have standards

nah i bet your lovely!

nah really im a b***h honest truth

b*tch for b*tch i beat u doowwwwwwn

right ok....

hhaha im so quiete in real life, im way too shy for my own good, means i dont get a gf ever cos im too in a shell lol. like if i was at a club, i cant dance... but i cant even try, its pathetic!

aaannnndddd your back to moaning. be brave do something spontanious

dont get me wrong here - im not moaning as such... im just so stiff on dancefloor lol! to be fair i had a lo of vodka and got up and danced... and i even joined in a mass chorus of shampagne supernova... maybe the secret is to have a little vodka for confidence lol

spent the day at a wedding fair where all the other exhibitors told me how great I was looking and how much and moore full of life I was and asked what I had done so I told them I'd got



DIVORCED YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by ulifas:
a wedding fair .......
DIVORCED YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL !!!!
Not a very good example to all the happy newly- weds-to be!
Though, ofcourse, perhaps better that they know they truth now........ !!!!!

This is all good fun. Although it is much better when your hurling the insults at Stephen

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Originally posted by Baggie bird:
This is all good fun. Although it is much better when your hurling the insults at Stephen

Oh you are a show off Baggie

Oh - I know; splicing the matterhorn with Stephen Mangan would be unbeatable.

He was just moving his car, don't worry!