hardest metal in the world – the stuff Huge Jackman's skeleton is made from

''I suppose I could riff a list of things that I care as little about as our last week together. Lemme see, uhh... Low-carb diets. Michael Moore. The Republican National Convention. Kabbalah and all Kabbalah-related products. Hi-def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hot spots, 'The O.C.', the U.N., recycling, getting Punk'd, Danny Gans, the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys. Jeff, that Wiggle who sleeps too darn much! The Yankees payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show host! Everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything everything everything everything everything everything - eve - everything that exists - past, present and future, in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions. Oh! And Hugh Jackman.''

well, I wouldn't kick him out of bed!

hahaaa it was only a quote from scrubs... sorry if thats deemed spreading evil to these green wing parts kinda forget this is the green wing forum some times, its just been so long . but whos gonna look the fool, when green wing makes a return or a spin off?!?! im staying put besides, i find people here are generally a good laugh anyhoo

I don't mind scrubs, it just rarely seems to be on when I'm around. I do get annoyed when americans imply that green wing is the brit version of scrubs though!

but didnt scrubs come first? i dont think it matters anyway, they really are different sorts of shows, although with a few big similarities... you just cant match british authourity in comedy OR drama though i find.

yeah, I think Scrubs did come first, but that would be like saying Casualty was around before ER…

As you say, they are very different shows.

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Originally posted by Queen Sue:
that would be like saying Casualty was around before ER…

Ah yes, that’s like comparing George Clooney with Charlie the nurse...

(As you can see I am an avid viewer of both shows… )

It'd be lovely to know **if** the powers that be are planning to close us down.

Hint hint.

nah they wont, in my opinion anyway. the lost forum is still up on c4, despite being bought by sky 2 years ago. imagine the amount of bandwidth this forum probably takes up, because of the post number though!

I think C4's time would be better spent commissioning a spin off

I think the Mods find us far too interesting to even consider it. I can’t think of any other C4 forum where words such as “randem” and “bepanted recorder playing” have been invented…

I'm sure they talk about that sort of stuff all the time over on the culture forum, although they'd probably prefer pantless recorder playing, for its artistic merit and as long as it wasn't gratuitous of course.


Might as well point out at this stage that I've not visited the culture forum, I'd don't think I'd get in.

Pantless recorder playing does sound gratuitous to me!!

Now then Suer, I’m not sure that you are being entirely truthful. For I see myself as a cultural type (as well as a bored housewife) and I am sure when visiting the site you speak of for my weekly dose of culture (Loose Women just doesn’t have enough for me ) I found myself in a tête-à-tête with a Westcountry lass named Sue who had an obsession with straight lines…

Ah, but it can't have been me, if it was me you'd have called her Suer! Musta been old Sue from down the Drake's Drum, paint's lines on the road in her spare time to confuse the drivers.

Hmmmm, or maybe I just called her Sue in that context because “Suer” doesn’t exemplify culture to a culture luvvy like me!

Well, I can't be cultured – I have just noticed, with extreme mortification, the bizarre and pointless apostrophe I inexplicably placed in the word 'paints' making it 'paint's'. I mean, what sort of an uncultured moron would make a mistake like that? Text speak and the inability to tell 'your' from 'you're' are only moments away! Next thing you know I'll have forgotten what was so wrong with 'Honey I Shrunk the Kids', apart from Rick Moranis and the script in general.

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Originally posted by Queen Sue:
I have just noticed, with extreme mortification, the bizarre and pointless apostrophe I inexplicably placed in the word 'paints' making it 'paint's'.

Unforgivable!

Hehe!

Don’t beat yourself up Suer… Your only human!!

you have a good point their, its true that if I wasn't human I'd make less mistakes!

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Originally posted by Alan Statham fan XD:
Uhh...how does one go about finding the good old oldies...? >:]

hello! i haven't been on here in absolutely aaaaages, but i'd probably class myself as fairly old...

Ditto - fairly old sounds about right for me too.

Not been here for a while though, I was run out of town by the Great War that erupted between the oldies and the newbies! *peers around cautiously*

Ah yes, that war saw so many casualties

howdy forum! long time no speak!

it seems so many of us have just forgotten about the forum.

I logged back on recently to find myself with an ignoramus name.

*sigh* whats the point?

An ignoramus name? A missing device for blowing air about? What's wrong with that?