i was quite happy believing that the stalk brought the babies

Well I guess it could be referred to as a stalk of some kind…

moving swiftly on…

…Julian, tied up, on a bed

There, that's better, phew!

...with a stalk!

that's just sick.

sick, sick, sick

I'm getting the RSPCA onto you!

oh no don't please!

Oh, alright then, seeing as you might be buying Telle's cafe. i wouldn't want to be barred.

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Originally posted by Queen Sue:
that's just sick.

sick, sick, sick

I'm getting the RSPCA onto you!

Hehehe!

Better than a stuffed heron!

Well, I think a stuffed stalk and a stuffed heron would look rather fetching on either side of the counter in the café, or worn as earrings.

How comes the random stuff seems to have migrated to the temple and the Julian stuff is in the Randem thread? Predictability is boring I guess.

This is true. When I flagged up the lack of “randemity” on the HolsBols thread I didn’t expect this! Perhaps there are only so many times even the most steadfast Julian fans can discuss his thighs…

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Perhaps there are only so many times even the most steadfast Julian fans can discuss his thighs…

For once Snotrag you are wrong

JULIANS THIGHS

We can also discuss his bum:

I haven't seen the word DUCATI in a while... Where have all those perverse young things disappeared to?

oh my the DUCATI!! mmm!

Ah yes, the Ducati, with its big, throbbing, –
…engine…

…hmm, nah, didn't really work did it? Oh well, I tried

oh it worked! espc in my head!

Crikey, I was merely referring to his huge...
...motorbike!

Honestly, you lot are terrible...

We were refering to the bike, what did you think we were refering to? Have you dropped your mind in the gutter again, Snotrag?

whilst you look for it see if you can find mine too please.

I think mine got sucked down into the murky depths a long time ago, it would be far to difficult to retrieve!

Hello all,

Thought I would pop in to share my JRT dream!
In it my husband gave me JRT for a night for my birthday. (I think we had just been to the premier of JRT and SM's new advert).
However, the hotel wouldn't let us be alone because they didn't want anyone to think that they were a brothel. So we sat together on the floor and chatted while a lady from the hotel sat at the other side of the room on a chair!.

I know, bizarre!
Hope you are all well - I may pop in again next year!

Ellie How are you?

Thanks for popping in with your dream , it's far too clean for this thread though so bear that in mind next time you pop your head round the door

Happy birthday JRT!!!!!

I saw a trailer for the BBC's new Merlin programme and I'm sure I spotted Julian in it – did anyone else see this or have I reached the stage where I just see him in everything?

You aren't mistaken. Julian appears in episode 5 I think