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special falling in love music

wasn't it TG that called it that in one of the commentaries?


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"Do you think I should lose the waistcoat?"
"I think you should burn it, cos if you lose it, you might find it again."
Saucy Wotsit =D
 
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liked it by the way Ducati! Smile


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"Do you think I should lose the waistcoat?"
"I think you should burn it, cos if you lose it, you might find it again."
Saucy Wotsit =D
 
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yes it was TG and thanks.


Mac: I'm assuming you've taken painkillers?
Caroline: I want something stronger. I want the stuff you use... to kill people.
Mac: Nope, saving all that for Guy.

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so all we need now is more scenes....


Mac: I'm assuming you've taken painkillers?
Caroline: I want something stronger. I want the stuff you use... to kill people.
Mac: Nope, saving all that for Guy.

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Jacuzzi 1000: thanks stephan for the idea!
 
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i actually love you all. thank you for contributing ducati, twas very good. smiley smiley smile... Smile
ok...
Mac is sucking a lollipop he has a fistful and one stuck behind his ear. he is looking pensieve (ten things i hate about you people). he strides out the office and bumps into his doctor.
mac: you were late, so i thought i'd prepare msyelf for the news. (he motions to the lollipops) i must admit, i cant decide whether i prefer the green or the yellow ones.
doctor: meaningless small talk. as your doctor, and, i hope i can describe you as my friend, ive noticed that you have a tendency to deny things to yourself.
mac: as a surgeon, and as your friend, i feel i should inform you that you are not qualified as a pyschiatrist but are merely a consultant.
doctor: well i find your comments very upsettng and wish to point out that i was merely trying to help you. now to business, there have been several developments in the field with which your illness is involved in and hopefully....
(there is a loud crash outside, the camera quickly cuts to outside the hospital where a little boy.... MACKENZIE is looking guiltily at the ped he had just pushed over. holly scolds him...)
Holly: mackenzie, now how did u manage to do that?
Mackenzie: (whining) i didn-
Holly: no, i dont want to hear it: you have to promise to be on your best behaviour today. your a big boy now and im expecting you to act your age (she ruffles his hair. HIS DARK BROWN hair. and kneels down before whispering conspiratorally) and then. if your extra specail good, maybe ill you can have milkshake.
Mackenzie: chocolate?
Holly: well then your going to have to really be the best little boy there ever was or ever will be ok?
Mackensie: k.


Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?

"kissing in the toilets, dont flush its lush"
 
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ooo very differnt story like where ur going....


Mac: I'm assuming you've taken painkillers?
Caroline: I want something stronger. I want the stuff you use... to kill people.
Mac: Nope, saving all that for Guy.

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Jacuzzi 1000: thanks stephan for the idea!
 
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Guy walking briskfully out of the hospital with annoyed look on his face, forcefully pushing people out of the way(i.e. pushes martin and kim)
Kim - b@sterd!!!!
Guy *in front of hospital* - Ah and what do i owe the plesure of the blood sucking, axe whielding, nasty, nasty, evil, rather hot, b!tchy, vampire, woman - can i call u that or do u prefer witch?
Holly - haha witch, very funny like i haven't heard that 1 before
Guy - well that's no...
Holly - anyhoo, I came to tell u something *long pause*
Guy - which was...???
Holly - Damm i've forgotten *laughs* he he no well the thing is he's urs *points to boyce smoking outside*
Guy - really? Well i always wanted a hairy ladyboy...
Holly - what! *looks* Ah no no i meant this little rascle *picks up mackenzie*
Guy - wait, hold on a sec, i'm getting major de ja vu, oh no its not mine its MAC'S!!!
Holly - well i was obviously in denial, don't tell me you didn't forget the night of this lil one's conception
Guy - Unfortunately
Holly - well i could get a paternity test if you don't believe me
Guy - yeh neh yeh neh. *sighs* *lowers to Mackenzie's level* Yup you're going to private school in Switzerland.
Zoom out


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*Marty McFly: Wait a minute, Doc. Ah... Are you telling me you built a time machine... out of a DeLorean?
*Dr. Emmett Brown: The way I see it, if you're gonna build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style?
 
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so funny wondered where it was going untill you get to the end where he says hes going to switzerland. just like guy, looking after his bubs hehe.


Mac: I'm assuming you've taken painkillers?
Caroline: I want something stronger. I want the stuff you use... to kill people.
Mac: Nope, saving all that for Guy.

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Jacuzzi 1000: thanks stephan for the idea!
 
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i meant to say cubs instead of bubs


Mac: I'm assuming you've taken painkillers?
Caroline: I want something stronger. I want the stuff you use... to kill people.
Mac: Nope, saving all that for Guy.

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Jacuzzi 1000: thanks stephan for the idea!
 
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Guy is carrying mackenzie on his shoulders. mackenzie has his hands gripped tightly into guys perm. holly is walking behind looking ready to catch mackenzie when he tips backwards. Sue walks by
Sue: lookee here its the spawn of satan, and his mother.... who thinks she's much prettier than hse actually is. (sue reaches over and touches holly's hair) you know u can get products for this sort of thing?
(she looks up, sees guy holding the child and then....)
Sue: oh, woh, bu, oh oh oh oh oh (voice rises higher as if orgasming) OH MY GOD. no way. (she looks at both of them for confirmation)
Holly: yes bony scottish woman, who sleeps with my left overs: guy is the father of my child,. by the way, you know you only act crazy to get attention, i would stop that. its boring and precitable.
Sue: ( stands up on tip-toes and looks mackenzie in the eyes) och you poor wee laddie. your not only going to have terrible hair, but your going to look like a guppy crossed with a donkey when you finally grow up.... with a penchant for odd sexual activities. (she lowers her voice) because your daddy slept with your grandma, and your mummy just likes to be spanked.... i feel for you, i really do.
(she wonders off)
Guy: seeing as im the father of your child and all, do ya fancy a quickie?
Holly: now guy, who's going to look after little mackenzie.
Guy: (ses martin and collars him) babysit your nephew.
Martin: (opens his mouth wide. stares then.....)what about caroline?
Guy: i think you'll find she prefers ginger pubes to me (he looks sad, seems to fade into herself for a moment. then visibly seems to emreg) her loss really isnt it? you need a real man dont u holly?
(they walk off, Guy groping holly. mackenzie holds onto martins hand and looks lost. martin looks at mackenzie)
Martin: dont worry little mac, you know your mummy loves you. mothers always love their little boys.... sometimes they just dont know how to show it. my mum, your daddys mum tpooo acually once left me trapped in a babyswing for two hours, she'd gone to get me an ice cream vacn, and then the ice cream man needed her help to fix the machine.... well my mummy loved me so much she spent all that time trying to fix it just so i could have my ice cream.... and it was obviously hard work... you could hear her screaming and the van moing and evrything
Mackenzie just looks at martin


Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?

"kissing in the toilets, dont flush its lush"
 
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haha! i love this version! you should get some forum members together and film it all...then send it off to JRT,TG,SM etc. and see if they write back to you Big Grin


"I'm part of the love circle"
"Every woman in the whole wide world loves Mac, and they all hate you!"
 
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oooh oooh
i'll be caroline as long as you get a good Mac look-a-like!


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I Bagsy Mac - He's Mine!!!!
"My mind not only wonders... it sometimes leaves completely"
*Official Green Wing Fan Club member number 9*

Cousin to Cross&Beard and Mel of course! And related to nearly everyone on this forum.....although how exactly no-one knows.....
 
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oh yeah and id wanna be in it of course to show my GW love! just some random part though...


"I'm part of the love circle"
"Every woman in the whole wide world loves Mac, and they all hate you!"
 
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well i bagsy caroline....but i look nothing like her.....so might be a slight issue....


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I Bagsy Mac - He's Mine!!!!
"My mind not only wonders... it sometimes leaves completely"
*Official Green Wing Fan Club member number 9*

Cousin to Cross&Beard and Mel of course! And related to nearly everyone on this forum.....although how exactly no-one knows.....
 
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i want to be caroline, im sure many people will want to play her. But that would be so much fun may do that if we all write it then we could send it off. wonder what they would say? Big Grin


Mac: I'm assuming you've taken painkillers?
Caroline: I want something stronger. I want the stuff you use... to kill people.
Mac: Nope, saving all that for Guy.

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Jacuzzi 1000: thanks stephan for the idea!
 
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omg this is SOOO funny!!


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our version. lets do it how we want. cept holly has to have frizzy hair. nobody tempted to add to our little story? once its done i reckon we should send it off and see what happens.
love
xxxxxx


Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?

"kissing in the toilets, dont flush its lush"
 
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i'll work on my scottish accent then maybe i can be sue lol! i think holly will be everyones last resort lol!


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"Every woman in the whole wide world loves Mac, and they all hate you!"
 
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i wish i cud add something but alas im just nottt funny lol


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SUE WHITE = GOD
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Creator of GLUE!
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hate holly. want her to die painfully.
i jst realised... i can do that i have the power.... and it feels good.
but damn. now ive told you i cant do that really can i? ill have think.

k.... and we begin. a short scene... jsut to satisfy my blood lust.
(Caroline is holding a litle cloth doll in her hand. she has just heard the news. there is a hair wrapped round the dolls head. a blondy brown very frizzy hair. she stabs the doll in its middle. not too deeply. but deep enough. Holly doubles over in the locker room)
Guy: you ok?
Holly: im fine. its probably just PMt
(caroline stabs again.)
Holly: (moans a little) ouch. damn. this si not good. guy could u go get me some chocolate?
Guy: hwo about imported swiss chocolate which i happen to have in my locker
|Holly: gasps a little cheers
(caroline laughs manically)


Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?

"kissing in the toilets, dont flush its lush"
 
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hate holly. want her to die painfully.
i jst realised... i can do that i have the power.... and it feels good.
but damn. now ive told you i cant do that really can i? ill have think.

k.... and we begin. a short scene... jsut to satisfy my blood lust.
(Caroline is holding a litle cloth doll in her hand. she has just heard the news. there is a hair wrapped round the dolls head. a blondy brown very frizzy hair. she stabs the doll in its middle. not too deeply. but deep enough. Holly doubles over in the locker room)
Guy: you ok?
Holly: im fine. its probably just PMt
(caroline stabs again.)
Holly: (moans a little) ouch. bugger. this si not good. guy could u go get me some chocolate?
Guy: hwo about imported swiss chocolate which i happen to have in my locker
|Holly: gasps a little cheers
(caroline laughs manically)


Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?

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the hate is so stong you did it twice! lol!


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i was gonna write a scene, i started but it was awful! wish i was funny Frown


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SUE WHITE = GOD
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Daughter of JOHNOR
Creator of GLUE!
#3 Razzer Razz
 
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