i want to write some! but i cant coz it wont be funny but i want a certian event in there! it has to go in! i will get thinking...even though i should start revising for my exam...

Heres a scene i thought of for the wedding:

Caroline walks down the aisle
Mac jumps in front of her
Mac: I can't do this anymore caroline
Caroline: Can't do what?
Guy: *Grabs Caroline's hand* Yeah, ginger pubes what?
Mac: *Looking at Guy holding her hand* Never Mind! *Starts to walk back up the aisle*
Caroline: Mac! *Running after him*
Guy: Caroline! *Running after her*
Sue: (coming from nowhere) Guy *Running after him*
Mac, Caroline & Guy all stand staring at her looking very confused!
Caroline: Can't do what mac?
Mac: *Takes deep breath* er...well...im in love with you and i want to marry you today...so ill just give you a few minutes to think about that (said in a sarcastic voice)
Caroline: OH MY GOD!
Guy: OH MY GOD
Sue: OH MY GOD *faints*
Caroline: *Looks puppy-eyed at Guy* Guy...
Guy: Yes my fiance
She stares at him until he hears whats she saying without actually saying it.
Guy: NO! You can't marry him...hes ginger and im a sex god!
Caroline: Im sorry Guy.
Guy: Well you a should be...this wedding cost you're credit card thousands!
Caroline: WHAT?
Guy: Nothing...
Mac: I'm sorry Guy
Guy: It's ok, guess i knew it would happen some day...now i don't have to wait around for it...!
Caroline grabs Mac's hand and they walk of towards the castle.
Sue gets up off the floor after fainting!
Sue: Oh well look at you...all dressed up and no where to go...always the bridesmaid and never the bride...poor poor Guy!
Guy: Ok thats enough nose rubbing in it! But look at me! i look fantastic! What am i supposed to do now?
Sue: Oh go on then, seen as you asked so nicely
Guy: What?
Sue: Yes i will!
Guy: What?
Sue: I will!
Guy: you will what?
Sue: Oh, cat got you're tongue? bit shy are we? i'll soon cure that! *Kisses Guy*
Guy: *Pulls away* That should not have aroused me!!
Sue: Mrs Sue Secretan, its got a bit of a ring to it?
Guy: Actually no i doesn't...sounds like a porn star!
Sue: And whats wrong with that?
Guy: I just fell in love with you!

thes r so good i lov it.lov u.xxxx

ok this is mine...probly cr@p but oh well! and this is from the canteen post not the wedding one...

*Cuts to Caroline pacing in the corridor. Mac walks up behind and grabs her shoulders to make her stand still*
Caroline: Oh! Why, Mac? Why did he have to go and ruin everything?!
Mac: Because he’s a tw@t?
Caroline: yeah…I suppose…(suddenly) Oh! B0ll0cking Sh1tbags!
Mac (smiling): What?
Caroline: I’m more bothered about not getting my chocolate than about Guy!…I made the wrong choice didn’t I?
Mac: Yep…I would have choose the cake…*smiles* Come on, lets go and get your chocolate.
*start walking*
Caroline: nice shoes by the way
Mac: yeah…not so comfy…
Caroline: No…then why…?
Mac (interrupting): Oh God! Sue White…distract her!
*Mac removes his clogs to run off down the corridor leaving Caroline trying to stop Sue in the background. Mac spots Guy chatting up a nurse further up the corridor*
Mac: Oy donkey face!
*nurse escapes and Mac hits guy in face with big wooden clog . Guy then falls to the floor*
Guy: What the…?
Mac: That is for trying to sabotage my relationship with Caroline!
Guy: …but…but…I love her!
Mac (sarcastically): ‘course you do! That’s great, just great! You know what else is great? You know clogs?
Guy(puzzled): ...er…yeah?...
Mac: They come in pairs!
*throws second clog in Guy’s face*
Guy: Ow!!!
Mac: And that is for sleeping with Holly when we were going out!
*Mac walks off leaving Guy on the floor. Caroline walks up, takes her shoe off and throws it at Guy*
Guy: What was that for?!
Caroline: For sleeping with Holly when we were going out!!!
*Caroline grabs shoe and runs off.*
Guy: At least it wasn’t a phooking clog…
*Sue runs up from behind with shoes in hand. She throws her shoes at Guy*
Guy: What did I do to you?!
Sue: Oh me? Nothing. It just looked like fun.
*picks up shoes and throws them again. Guy gets up and runs off cowering down the corridor*
Sue: Run Swiss boy! Run!
*picks up shoes and chases Guy out of shot*

lol, that is great! sounds just like them!

Thats brilliant.

thats a great continuation of mine scene. i liked the way that caroline was more annoyed about the chocolate than guy!

I just say, all of these scenes are absolutely perfect . I am actually picturing every single one, with the characters in the right places, locations, expressions etc. I love the way you all use the mannerisms perfectly, you could all be genuine GW writers!!!!

I would compile a list of scenes into an "alternate" final episode and send as a script to Victoria if i were you!

They could do it for another special. I don't hold out much hope 4 series 3, but maybe some specials.

genius!

aww! can you feel the (drunken) love in the room?!

i lov it u hav do wright more.lov u.xxxx

sorry i ment i lov it u hav to wright more.lov u.xxxx

haha these are awesome guys! wish i could come up with something half as funny!

ok carrying on from the pub scene. its the mornign after.

focus on caroline's bed shes asleep. alarm goes off, her hand reaches out and fumbles to turn it off. she sits up. pause.
caroline: Oh my god!
she scrambles out of bed. guy's head appears from under the covers
caroline: what you doing in there?
guy: i'm your faince (sp) aren't i supposed to be in here?
caroline: thats dodgy calling me your faince after this holly thing!
boyce's head then appears
boyce: shhh. i have a bad hang over. shhh...
he goes back under the covers
caroline: how? what? how? what? BOYCE!
another head of a woman appears.
woman: boyce says shhh please.
she then disappears. Mac's head then appears
mac: morning all. how did we get here?
caroline: thats what i want to know!? (realisingits mac she smiles) morning mac you were in there too then. (smile grows)
mac: i guess so
guy: oi ginger features get out! this is my faince!
caroline: DEBATEABLE! Just get out all of you!
mac gets out then boyce then the woman, and another one of boyce's ladies. caroline looks worried and shocked. guy stays put.
caroline: out guy!
theres a muffle
caroline: martin?
martin scrambles out from under the bed.
martin: morning caroline. i wouldn't go under there if i were you.
martin leaves. caroline looks under the bed. pulls back in horror and gags a little holding her nose, doesn't know where to stand.

end of scene.

How would they all fit?!!!

its GW there not supposed to!

Good point well made.

Although I think caro should have shunted Guy by now and run to Mac after Guy has abandoned her. She should have jumped at an excuse to dump him!

[I cant write like you guys or put it into a scene, I was just thinking out loud ]

ok give us a sec and and i'll put it into a scene!

Aw yay! (you dont have to btw - i was just thinking out loud, I'm sure caro would use any excuse to shunt guy anyway, like she did in the actual special, and get with her man)

This is the highlight of my day!

at the hospital childrens play park. mackenzie is playing on the swing. holly and guy talking on the bench.
holly: so have to told caroline about us yet?
guy: us?
holly: yer, i assume that you will leave caroline and be a proper family with me and mackenzie.
guy looks at mackenzie playing and pushing over other kids.

scene cuts to caroline looking ouy of the staff room window. her jaw drops. mac stands next to her.
mac: i'm sure thery're just talking
caroline storms off.
guy keeps looking at mackenzie and sees caroline walking over towards them.
guy: oh sh*t hide me.
holly: from what the... (looks at caroline) oh.
caroline: what you doing?
holly: hello caroline how nice to see you
caroline: take a hike blondy! and take that (points to mackenzie) with you.
guy: that has a name...
caroline glares at guy. he shuts up
caroline: what do you think you are doing?
guy: i thought i was talking to holly. the mother of my son.
caroline: thin ice donkey thin ice!
guy: (doesn't understand) donkey?
caroline: i assume you are doing her. can't really blame you she is the mother of the child.
shes looks at guy.
guy: what if i were, would you join in. (smiles hopefully)
caroline: GUY!! we're getting married and your doing another woman.
guy: i said what is what if!!
caroline raises her hadn to slap him. mac runs over and stops her
mac: woho woho woho now. take it easy Dr todd. we heal people hear not hurt them.
caroline: this isn't people this is guy!
mac: i know a lot of women, and men, would like to hurt him but lets be peaceful about this shall we?
caroline scowls at guy. guy moves backwards away from her. she lets go of mac and takes off the ring and throws it at guy.
caroline: i don't love you any more. and if it wasn't because of that little tart i proberbly would still marry you.
she looks at mac and then back at guy.
guy: but but but i love you.
caroline: shove it shrek!
she storms off.
mac: well you did it.
guy: did what?
mac: loose the only woman that would probebly ever say she would marry you.
guy: oh shut up macintosh! what do you know you just let the only woman that will ever love you get engaged to another man, then dump him and walk off. you didn't ever try to follow here.
mac: good point.
guy looks at mac
guy: well
pause
guy: go
mac: really?
guy: yes. i have to make a family of this holly thing and do the right thing.
mac goes after caroline. guy sits alone on the bench looking at caroline's ring. he genuinly looks sad.

camera zooms out and up into the tree were a rather squirrel looking sue white sits eating some salted nuts
sue: good show today.
she carries on eating then stops widens her eyes and screams.
sue: NOOOOO!!! the scatterbrain floozy is getting my mate!
she jumps out of the tree. guy jumps round to see what the noise was.
sue: ow got to work on that bit.

end scene.


(sorry had to put sue in there some where!)

Good show good show

eh, wasn't the best i could have done. its not that good really.

Better than I could do! The only bit i would have changed is Caro still seems really upset with Guy, which i thought wouldnt fit cos she doesnt really love him does she? [i just thought she wudv'e not reacted so much, and just thought "well typical guy - now Mac!"]

Loved the Sue White bit though