true. i'm guessing that she would be upset because of him cheating on her with holly. thats the second guy that she has had to deal with that also was with holly. i think she's more upset about that.

thanks, sue white was an impulse bit!

quote:

camera zooms out and up into the tree were a rather squirrel looking sue white sits eating some salted nuts
sue: good show today.
she carries on eating then stops widens her eyes and screams.
sue: NOOOOO!!! the scatterbrain floozy is getting my mate!
she jumps out of the tree. guy jumps round to see what the noise was.
sue: ow got to work on that bit.

end scene.


(sorry had to put sue in there some where!)

You really should send that to GW writers coz if they ever make another series or special that shud go in, it is just so Sue White.

thank you very much newbie simba!

I hav been reading the scenes since the thread started as a guest, it's like having more GW. especially as earlier questions still haven't been answered like Mac in he Dr's office.

i love and adore it cross& beard. cest fantastique... ive kinda appointed myslef head of this little thread.. sorry, im a big sister... ergo im very bossy.

martin walks through the doors of the hospital clutching an envelope and his helmet in the other hand. hes chewing on his bottom lip. mac and guy join him.
mac: so you got them then.
martin: yeah
guy: open it
martin: **** off. and dont touch. im going to get caroline to open them for me, you know for good luck
guy: (taking the p!ss) oooh your going to ask caroline to open it for you are you??? why is little marty too scared too open them himself.
martin: shut up guy,just because your older and bigger than me doesnt mean you can bully me.
mac: good on you martin
Guy: oooh lookee here the little worm is answering me back. now im just going to have to teach you a lessomn now arent i?
(he siezes hold of the envelope and rippes it in half, then drops the pieces on the floor and runs away like a little girl)
Martin grovels on the floor and picks up the two pieces before putting them together.
he gasps
martin: i dont belive it.....
I PASSED!!!!!
suddenly confetti falls from the sky, the entire hospitalm is lit by rays of sunlight and a heavenly choir is singing...

absolute gays. i just wrote a whole scene clicked post, and where is it????
HELLO CHANNEL 4??????
what have youn done with my scene? is there a lost and found somewhere around? could i maybe come and collect it?
thank you
ill write it again later if they do not return it

oh my beard! how dare they! it didn't have any rude bits in it did it?

by the way are you ok with me writing some of the scenes? cos i know its you, cpt and penny's thread.

Hello? Has anyone heard of continuity??!?!?

of what? have i done something bad. sorry sorry sorry. its prob my fault! sorry sorry sorry

No no no worries I was just reading through and it just was a wee bit anoying how some where carrying on the idea of guy and holly but others were disregarding what other people have already writen so decide to have guy and caroline. No offence to anyone in particular i just wanted to ask if we can stick to 1 thing - it is supposed to be the last ep!

oh sorry. im going for mac and caro, holly on her own. and at some point im hoping for guy sue. but its ur thread and patches so its up to you.

Seriously no worries!!!!! I don't wana take over - i feel really bad now! But im proud of this thread and just want it to 'flow' well

Anyhoo

Zoom in into the office
Harriot has a parrot on her shoulder wearing a pirate costume, other girls are looking like extras from POTC. Three stand in line while Harriots addresses them in a military line up style

Harriot - *In posh captain hook voice*So crew todays mission is to search for food and scavage neccessities. Without Peter Pan I am the soul leader of this island. You WILL obey me as I'm the new mummy around here...
Martin walks in to the office - um...
Harriot - speak! savillian
Martin - well...
Parrot - You're a t*at, you're a t*at
Martin - cool did you train him to say that?
Harriot - *confused* no
Kim - he must be very observant
Martin - ha ha *sticks his tongue out and storms out*
Harriot- silence
Kim, Rachal and Karen all salute.
Harriot - we'll now look for the burried treasure...
*all destrouy office, throwing papers etc in pirate like fashion*

ok no harm done! i love the office girl scene! its so them!!! i like kims line!

pirates rule! any chance of a guest appearance by johnny depp? no? thought not lol!

hey hey..... we're all friends here. go ahead and do your bit, pleasey thank ye, but try and keep it in the theme? penny and i are jst perfectionists, you know? (plus im pmting.... oops did i share too much?)
cross& beard i love your bits.. keepit going. we'll just keep fighting over what happens. i mean i cant even decide caromac or guyoline... im waiting for the story to finish in my head.
now
i love johnny depp.
so he'll be in here sumwhere me thinks

Scene: in the pub after martin’s exam pass. Mac, Caroline, Guy, Sue and Boyce join him. They’re all drinking – heavily! All except Mac.

Martin: I can’t believe I passed!
Boyce: neither can I! I mean your Brazilian wife will be so happy.
Martin: you ever going to let that drop.
Boyce thinks for a bit (pause)
Boyce: umm nope!
Everyone else looks confused
Mac: I’ll ask shall I? (looking at everyone else)
Caroline: yes please!!
Mac: Brazilian wife??
Boyce: our little stud here claims to have a Brazilian wife with two children and a collection of classic cars.
Everyone looks at martin amazed.
Sue moves over towards martin
Sue: hello there stud!
Martin looks worried and shifts away.
They carry on drinking the night away. Caroline and Mac get quite close.

Its about 3am and they all leave the pub looking worse for wear.
Caroline: I’m sooo drunk….
Mac: that’s why I wasn’t drinking!
Guy: god you’re a goody two shoes!
Sue leans in for a kiss from guy. They hold a stare for a little bit. Sue pounces at him they kiss.
Guy: ****k off!!
Sue: once you’ve had me you’ll want more tiny boy!!
She dances off down the street swing round Boyce and Martin stumbling down the street.
Mac: (too Caroline) you want a lift?
Guy: I’ll take it!
Mac: no!
Guy: why?
Mac: cos…
Caroline: yes please Mac
They leave and Mac and her get on his bike. Leaving Guy all on his own.
Guy: once again I’m left behind. (sings) I’m all alone there’s nobody beside meeee….

End scene.

YES - am liking the caromac direction this is taking

Tho poor Guy, i reckon a hot nurse that is almost like a "female Guy" is needed to randomly have her skanky boyf yell at her in front of Guy and then he can go punch him and then they can "fall in love"....

...ooh start of next scene then

quote:

Originally posted by cross&beard:

Guy: once again I’m left behind. (sings) I’m all alone there’s nobody beside meeee….

End scene.

Love the Donkey from Shrek reference

Ok i soooo did not get that reference.....

I do now

quote:

. Leaving Guy all on his own.
Guy: once again I’m left behind. (sings) I’m all alone there’s nobody beside meeee….

End scene.

omg thats AMAZING!! hahaha

thought you guys would love it!!! i cracked up when i wrote it! i'm still laughing over it!!!

ok im not going to write it because ive written enough already and i think people are getting tired about it, but i had a thought about mac not dieing. what if the results weren't his but another Dr called Dr M.Macarther. sounds the same and stops mac from dieing!

ok im supposed to be doing CW but im bored! just for fun i went through the whole of this thread and copied all the scenes into a word document. we have 10 1/2 pages people! now thats going some!